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Priest of Sanguine

Tales of what helped create me, out of order, and no animals were hurt in the creating of this blog!
Most Tales are based on my real life with Fantasy and/or Fiction included to protect identities as well as enjoyment for
those reading. Names like "Bunny, Rabbit, Squirrel" or variation thereof, are not referencing actual Cage member names.
Its how I view my Prey from the stand point of a Primal and Hunter.
If Cage member names are use: 1) it's with their consent. 2) will have ^ before & after the name.

All Stories told are unique and your comments are greatly enjoyed so please do comment.

For those who play Skyrim: Priest of Sanguine is not a reference to the game its a reference to my life style choice ^,..,^
Go grab a drink, maybe a snack, sit back and enjoy the Tales that I delight in telling... even the hard ones.
5 months ago. Dec 9, 2021, 9:54 PM

Dear fat bastard living in the artic tundra, 

 Potty train your damn deer, last year it took a week to get those magical turds out of my gutter and the local goth group kept throwing a rave due to their ability to shoot psychedelic colors when mixed in snow.

As per our normal agreement I won't set up the deer stand nor ask for your elf's to be left butt ass naked and tied with tensile as a gift.

Yes I'm well aware that I'm on your naughty list, though in my defense it's been one hell of a pandemic and some people are just shit, that requires people like me to jerk a knot in their tail.. soo... there is that and it should count for something. 

So if you agree:

The only winning lottery ticket for the drawing after Christmas day, here in my state.

One day, wherein I can be the me I suppress on a daily basis. When the day is over, make the world reset to the day before, leaving only me with the knowledge of what happened. 

Yes I know those are outlandish but it softens you up to:

An automated asian sexdoll with accessories. 

10 acres of land, 6 wooded and 3 with a deep pond.

A three bedroom home with two bathrooms and a full basement.  This should be well enough for me to build my ^AngelBunny^ her dream of a rabbit sanctuary while providing privacy enough for me. 

I would ask for that other partner that I've oft dreamed about to be with me & AngelBunny but let's face it, this world struggles to accept themselves and the concept of being loved is restricted to mono... despite all the other things we "love" devotedly.

Now that we got that out of the way, the coal box is still right there by the chimney and thx for the future BBQ briskets. 

Cookies and milk are in the fridge.

 

Max

 

My Dear{Trust} - OMG!! Score!! This is Christmas Gold my grinchly Friend!
As the first response I've seen yet, this knocked the Challenge Out Of The Park and set a very high tinsel trimmed standard for future postal submissions!
5 months ago
My Dear{Trust} - Also... I AM laughing tears!!
5 months ago
Max Heathen​(dom male){AngelBunny} - πŸ₯° Ty Ty, after posting I had a moment of wondering if my blogs would get reported due to its "insensitive" blah blah blah to a fictional character πŸ˜‚
You have restored my hope for humanity... well.. pulled it back from the edge πŸ˜‰
5 months ago
My Dear{Trust} - I'm good with Hope.
5 months ago
FlitterFly​(sub female){Not Lookin} - Oh dear me πŸ˜†
The best letter to Santa Ever !!!
" squells with delight " 😊

Thank You
Mr. Max
Exceptional..:):):)
5 months ago
Max Heathen​(dom male){AngelBunny} - πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ glad I can make people laugh, ty ty
5 months ago
Satindragon​(sub female) - Oh my goodness Max you outdid yourself on this one!!! Now I have to work extra hard to be creative!!

Love and laughter my friend πŸ¦‹πŸ¦‹
5 months ago
Max Heathen​(dom male){AngelBunny} - *bows* Love n laughter, beautiful. Looking forward to yours.
5 months ago
Sir Don​(dom male){Not availa} - Awesome blog elves tied in tinsel hanging on the mantel....lol
5 months ago
Max Heathen​(dom male){AngelBunny} - 😈😈😈 mmmm that sweet sweet elf meat Nom! Lol
5 months ago
IngΓ©nue - Smirks
5 months ago

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