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noun
the quality of being friendly, generous, and considerate.
4 years ago. July 13, 2019 at 1:29 AM

Disclaimer: This blog may be offensive to some. No harm intented, besides I am one!

Dumb Blonde Jokes

Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Jack and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

Jack says, "You know what, I bet he will." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Jack placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $30 to Jack, saying, "Fair's fair... Here's your money."

Jack replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."

The blonde replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."

Jack took the money.

 

 

 

Blonde: What does IDK mean?

Brunette: I don't know!

Blonde: OMG, no one does!

Happy Friday everyone!

Thecharmedmuse​(switch female){My Wildman} - 😹😹😹😹
4 years ago
HGB​(sub female){Scottish M} - And I feel sorry for those who don't get them. 🤣🤣🤣
4 years ago

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