Virgin bullshit
Of course I've done it loads of times, I've been on loads of dates, i fucked that girl from down the road and i had her mates
Yeah she's a goer, that dirty bitch, she really likes it rough, i fucked her hard all night long she couldn't get enough
Then that bird in Ibiza, she had such a baggy crutch, did her and dumped it, like I'd want to keep in touch
Yes i shagged loads of girls, they all love a piece of cock, when they see the size of it, they nearly die of shock
What? Have i done anal, are you having some sort of laugh, i did it to your sister, when i fucked her in the bath
Don't give it plenty son, you know players got to play, i will fuck anyone, anytime they call me night and day
Do you teally want to know the girl who gives best head, that would be my neighbor's wife, she sucked me off inside her shed
Her hubby was in the kitchen, i was helping mow her grass, she sucked like a Dyson, a lovely piece of ass
See her in the short skirt, I've had a go on her, she fucked like a maniac but her cunt was full of fur
I like my pussy shaved real clean, i like to see what I'm gonna eat, got to see where I'm going before they get my meat
I don't see how you lot aint getting laid, i always get a fuck, i guess I'm just a sex god, as for you lot its just bad luck
Maybe i can let you have my cast offs, once I've had my pick, you might get some action and get to use your dick
Ron