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3 years ago. January 29, 2021 at 6:50β€―PM

Hello reader! Welcome back! I’ve missed you! Did you miss me? I’m sure you did. I won’t believe you if you say you didn’t!

 

Today, there have been a lot of people sharing their impressive collections of sex toys. So I wanted to step up and show mine! 

Are you ready for this? It’s gonna blow your mind!

 

 

 

 

Are you sure you’re ready?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


 

BOOM! That’s some hot shit right? Wait, it’s not? I need to do some shopping...

SirsBabyDoll​(sub female){Pizza+β˜•} - 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣! That's the best kind of you! Versitile, useful, and "my my! What big hands you have"! 😈😈😈
3 years ago
Mama Bear JJ​(dom female){koa} - The bigger to fist you with my dear 🐺 ... I mean, ummm, πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡
3 years ago
SirsBabyDoll​(sub female){Pizza+β˜•} - You need to trim this guitar picking fingers tho....especially if they are going places that don't like sharp things.
3 years ago
Cozubia​(dom male){She’s Mine} - Yeah. They need to be trimmed. Haven’t really done much with them recently because they haven’t gotten any of that wonderful use. But I’ll get them taken care of!
3 years ago
Master13​(dom male){MajesticLy} - πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Thanks for accepting the challenge πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘
3 years ago
Master13​(dom male){MajesticLy} - Mine is a little hairy from over use. Kinda like a gia pet πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/-TOux-PzVIroF-5qUDmmb3Us6VQBNXXzU_S_6INHZgFfAAKPIRgOPVIDtY2XHu5v36T8QkO9aCsASLrGaGzFwl0Cp1vorIfwKSG8Qy4
3 years ago
Mama Bear JJ​(dom female){koa} - Hey there's nothing wrong with some good old fashioned hand play lol ... 100% of my shower orgasms are by hand, mostly cause I don't want to get caught sneaking sex toys across the hall to the bathroom by my kids, and they can be just as good when done right lol 🀣🀣🀣
3 years ago
SirsBabyDoll​(sub female){Pizza+β˜•} - Pssst, wrap the toys in a face cloth or towel....πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰
3 years ago
Mama Bear JJ​(dom female){koa} - Lol I've dropped one out of a towel before ... Why are you taking your wooden spoon into the bathroom ... isn't that supposed to go in the kitchen ... to, ummm, scoop the hair out of the drain, I have a lot of it 🀣🀣🀣

Good thing it wasn't something worse lol
3 years ago
SirsBabyDoll​(sub female){Pizza+β˜•} - 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣
3 years ago
Mama Bear JJ​(dom female){koa} - Shhhh, don't tell them it really went in a hole that has no hair instead 🀫
3 years ago
SirsBabyDoll​(sub female){Pizza+β˜•} - I think you should write a blog about keeping it kinky while in a family.
3 years ago
Master13​(dom male){MajesticLy} - Picturing Jess sneaking around 😁😁😁
3 years ago
Mama Bear JJ​(dom female){koa} - I'm a big girl and tend to run into things ... not just D's lol ... so not all that good at sneaking. I'm too much of a good girl, I give myself away if I try to be bad 🀣🀣🀣
3 years ago
SirsBabyDoll​(sub female){Pizza+β˜•} - Damn! You beat me to it! I was gonna tell M13, "You've seen Jess"s tits! She can't sneak anywhere!

Btw, I want some of those so if you ever get a breast reduction, send the leftovers to me. I need a little more stuffing.
3 years ago
Mama Bear JJ​(dom female){koa} - Oh, I'm never getting rid of any of those ... but I have plenty of other things that are good for stuffing 😈😈😈
3 years ago
SirsBabyDoll​(sub female){Pizza+β˜•} - 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

*Face palm*

I fucking walked right into that corner.
3 years ago
Mama Bear JJ​(dom female){koa} - https://1drv.ms/u/s!Ar6agzu0Uv9Sgw6CV9iPiFg1rXeN
3 years ago
Master13​(dom male){MajesticLy} - Was thinking of the D’s bouncing as you look around the corners and tip toe πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯
3 years ago
Mama Bear JJ​(dom female){koa} - Ummm ... they are G's, not little ole D's 😜
3 years ago
Master13​(dom male){MajesticLy} - Good God Girly
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
3 years ago
Cozubia​(dom male){She’s Mine} - This conversation is more entertaining than the actual blog was lol
3 years ago
SirsBabyDoll​(sub female){Pizza+β˜•} - That tends to happen when friends blog hop!
3 years ago
SirsBabyDoll​(sub female){Pizza+β˜•} - All you have to do is just jump in with both....hands and come along for the ride! 🀣🀣🀣
3 years ago
Mama Bear JJ​(dom female){koa} - Oh no, not jumping ... can't have him jabbing them in, shoving and pushing yes, jabbing no 🀭
3 years ago
SirsBabyDoll​(sub female){Pizza+β˜•} - 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

Yeah, he needs to do some personal care first, THEN he can sliiiiiide right in.
3 years ago
Jack in the box -
Well this took a weird turn
3 years ago
Mama Bear JJ​(dom female){koa} - I take full responsibility Mr Jack ... sorry, not sorry 😜
3 years ago
Jack in the box -
Its my new catch line Jess, just lookin for places to use it ☺
You guys are a riot. 😊
3 years ago
Mama Bear JJ​(dom female){koa} - I think you mean an orgy of shenanigans and debauchery 🀣🀣🀣
3 years ago
Cozubia​(dom male){She’s Mine} - Wait, there’s an orgy? Let me clip my nails and I’ll be right there!
3 years ago
Jack in the box - Yessss. 😁
3 years ago
GiannaRay​(sub female) - This is great! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
3 years ago
Cozubia​(dom male){She’s Mine} - Thank you! I certainly try! Glad you enjoyed it!
3 years ago
Jack in the box - 😊 πŸ–‘
3 years ago
Lion​(dom male){Hazel Eyes} - Rushing hands and roaming fingers have been quite useful in my opinion. πŸ‘‹πŸ‘πŸ˜Š
3 years ago

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