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Self-absorbed nonsense, tinfoil panty conspiracies, random horseshit, spontaneous out-of-my-ass pullings, and a time or two when I made myself laugh.
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2 years ago. November 25, 2021 at 2:04 AM

Thanks Umberlee (Original post HERE)

This was so much fun last time how could I not accept it!

So...

Ask Me Anything

 

Come on - do your worst!

I'm not afraid!

Morley​(sub female){Max Sterne} - Ohhhh I get to be First? I'm asking very hard questions, so I'll give you my worst!!! (Because I know you hate rhyming) 🤣😂🤣

Alright. Your Blog is Titled:

Scribbles
Self-absorbed nonsense, tinfoil panty conspiracies, random horseshit, spontaneous out-of-my-ass pullings, and a time or two when I made myself laugh.

I want to know... What are tinfoil panty conspiracies AND the spontaneous out-of-your-ass pullings? And Does the latter have anything to do with your saying "Fuck my ass"?
2 years ago
LongerJohnny​(dom male) - Those are conspiracy theories that could only be taken seriously by someone who believes all the stories about how wearing tinfoil panties will help the space aliens from getting lost on the way out of their butthole.
And y'know those things that really funny, creative, super sexy people somehow just pull out of their asses without thinking?
That's what those are.
And, no hahahahaha.
I said that to someone on the phone a few nights ago and she claimed never to have heard me shout that before!
2 years ago
Morley​(sub female){Max Sterne} - Wait, WHAT? Never heard you say that before? She must not talk to you often! 🤣😂🤣

Okay, those are some lame answers... Hahahahahaha 🤣😜

Seriously now, you did not disappoint. Thank you! ❤️
2 years ago
LongerJohnny​(dom male) - NO, we talked a LOTTTTT so I thought she was being funny. Well, trying to be. It really didn't work.
Apparently she missed out on the childlike joy and wonder which is being on the phone with yours truly.
You always have the best questions!
2 years ago
SweetSirRendering​(sub female) - Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?
2 years ago
LongerJohnny​(dom male) -
Answer: Ewe did.
2 years ago
SweetSirRendering​(sub female) - that seems physiologically impossible without the assistance of thumbs
2 years ago
LongerJohnny​(dom male) - Then will have to do what any self-respecting farmyard animal would do. Borrow the milkmaids butter fingers.
2 years ago
A Cloud​(sub female){Owned} - More crackers please 🦜
2 years ago
ButterfliesAndCuffs​(sub female) - What scene from a movie gave you nightmares or freaked you out as a kid?
2 years ago
LongerJohnny​(dom male) - Wow, that's a good one. I don't have the horror gene I guess because I usually think "scary" movies are pretty funny.
And I've never had a nightmare as far as I know. Having never had one I wouldn't be able to recognize it if I did.
So I really, really, really cant think of one.
However, about 4 seconds of the song "Evil Woman" by ELO (approx 2:40 through 2:44) scared the piss out of me every time I heard it when I was a kid.
2 years ago
Umberlee - Have you ever changed a diaper?
2 years ago
LongerJohnny​(dom male) - Oh yes, many times. I don't have kids of my own but I have friends who do and when their babies were young they would always call Uncle LJ to babysit. I did all that sort of thing.
Not nearly to the extent that actual real-live legit parents do, so it only barely counts.
2 years ago
A Cloud​(sub female){Owned} - Favourite lyric?
2 years ago
LongerJohnny​(dom male) - Oh shit, that is a hard one.
(that's what she said)
Probably "I love you" from about 376,000 songs, including about 12 dozen by the Beatles.
Pretty hard to argue with "I love you" as a darn fine lyric.
I can't even think of one in particular. Wow good question.
2 years ago
A Cloud​(sub female){Owned} - Now that's disappointing! You're not allowed to bamboozle out of this one.
2 years ago
A Cloud​(sub female){Owned} - Otherwise I will take a bite of your lame innuendo.
2 years ago
LongerJohnny​(dom male) - Hahahaha I just read this! I'll work harder on it...
Chomp!
2 years ago
A Cloud​(sub female){Owned} - Do your worst - my cunt is harder!
2 years ago
A Cloud​(sub female){Owned} - *Chomp
Because I'm so bored that I'd be entertained
Even by a stupid fuckin' linoleum floor, linoleum floor
Your lyrics are dumb like a linoleum floor
2 years ago
LongerJohnny​(dom male) - That's good! Did you write that song?
I like it
2 years ago
A Cloud​(sub female){Owned} - (are you being sarcastic? I don't think so 🥺)
I wish I was that awesome! My talent is cultural appropriation. Le Tigre "more crackers please" 🦜
2 years ago
LongerJohnny​(dom male) - No, because I know absolutely nothing about sarcasm.
(get it?)
Le Tigre? No idea.
2 years ago
A Cloud​(sub female){Owned} - Fuck, I always misinterpret. That was what I thought SSR was quoting above. The song is called 'Deceptacon'. It's new wave girl punk. Kathleen Hanna from Bikini Kill.
2 years ago
A Cloud​(sub female){Owned} - I take you home, now watch me get you hot
Your just a parrot when you're screaming
And your shouting
"More crackers, please! More crackers, please!"
You want what you want but you don't wanna be on your knees
Who took the Ram from the Ramalamadingdong
2 years ago
LongerJohnny​(dom male) - Ahhhhh I see. She's a clever one so she may have been.
Never heard the song but just for fun I'll take a listen.
2 years ago
A Cloud​(sub female){Owned} - * Looks at date and time
Where's your favourite lyrics? Shouldn't there be some accountability in these challenges?!
2 years ago
LongerJohnny​(dom male) - Shit hahahaha I have been so busy masturbating non-stop like a feral monkey that I just plain ol' forgot.
(Those aren't the lyrics.)
2 years ago
A Cloud​(sub female){Owned} - Likewise along with work, projects, socialising and being a dick! 😝
2 years ago

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