Bunnie
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3 years ago •
Jun 2, 2020
Lol! Oh I walked into that
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Online now
Dellydoodah(neither female)
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3 years ago •
Jun 2, 2020
A womans murderd body was found with semen in her ear, police think she heard her killer coming
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Road Toad
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3 years ago •
Jun 3, 2020
A lady from South Carolina
Put fiddle strings ‘cross her vagina. With the proper sized cocks, What was sex became Bach’s Toccata and Fugue in D Minor. |
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Road Toad
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3 years ago •
Jun 3, 2020
Of these three words, which one does not belong, and why?
WOMAN EGG BLOWJOB |
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FloraDragon(dom male){Roaming Wi}
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3 years ago •
Jun 3, 2020
Two snowmen in a field one turn to the other and says, 'can you smell carrots'.
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Dellydoodah(neither female)
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3 years ago •
Jun 3, 2020
How do you confuse an archeologist? You give him a used tampon and ask what period it’s from
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Dellydoodah(neither female)
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3 years ago •
Jun 3, 2020
@ Road Toad
Not going to ask knows you too well! |
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John Brownstone(dom male)
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3 years ago •
Jun 3, 2020
The LEGO shop reopens tomorrow
but I recommend avoiding it for the time being. People will be lined up for blocks. |
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3 years ago •
Jun 3, 2020
Man goes into a bar and asks the barmaid for an innuendo - so she gave him one.
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Road Toad
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3 years ago •
Jun 3, 2020
Blow Job does not belong
You can beat a woman, and you can beat an egg. >> BUT << You Can Not Beat a Blow Job |
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