Road Toad
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3 years ago •
Jun 14, 2020
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they are so good at it! |
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Dellydoodah(neither female)
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3 years ago •
Jun 14, 2020
Noodz wrote: What is blue and not heavy ?
Light Blue (I'm sorry, this one just tickles me for some reason) laughing here..me too |
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Bunnie
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3 years ago •
Jun 14, 2020
Road Toad wrote: Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they are so good at it! Lol! I think this just became my favourite. |
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FloraDragon(dom male){Roaming Wi}
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3 years ago •
Jun 14, 2020
How do elephants hide in trees?
They paint their to nails red and act like a cherries |
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FloraDragon(dom male){Roaming Wi}
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3 years ago •
Jun 14, 2020
How do you follow Will Smith in a snow storm.......
Look out for the fresh prints (fresh prince). |
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FloraDragon(dom male){Roaming Wi}
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3 years ago •
Jun 14, 2020
How do you get an elephant out of a tree?
Tell it to sit on a leaf and wait till autumn. |
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mature breastman
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3 years ago •
Jun 14, 2020
My Joke
Three men walk into a bar: A priest, an Imam and a Rabbit. They have a seat at the bar and the bar tender asks the Priest, "What'll ya have?" He looks at the Imam and asks, "What'll ya have?" He looks over at the Rabbit and asks, "You ever feel like a typo?"
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SchrodingersDinosaur(switch female)
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3 years ago •
Jun 15, 2020
I hope this hasn't already been used, but I'm behind on this thread and not gonna check now, bad Henna!!!
What rhymes with orange? No it fucking doesn't!!! Bwahahahaha... |
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Road Toad
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3 years ago •
Jun 15, 2020
How do you catch a bra?
With a booby trap. |
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Dellydoodah(neither female)
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3 years ago •
Jun 15, 2020
I got a new pair of gloves today, but they’re both ‘lefts,’ which on one hand is great.....
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