everyone has a joke in them let's hear your fav

Sir Don​(dom male) • Jun 15, 2020

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?

You wave to him...


How do you catch a one arm man that just fell out of the tree?


On the bounce

I know very crude of me. But if he had 2 arms we wouldn't have any jokes

purple owl feather • Jun 15, 2020

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Likalotopus

Dellydoodah​(neither female) • Jun 15, 2020

I'm not a big fan of stairs, they get me down and always up to something but I am taking steps to avoid elevators

John Brownstone​(dom male) • Jun 15, 2020

I decided to quit my job as a personal trainer because I'm not big enough for strong enough.

I've handed in my Too Weak notice.

Noodz​(sub female) • Jun 16, 2020

Why do farts smell?
So deaf people can enjoy them too

Noodz​(sub female) • Jun 16, 2020

I took the shell off my racing snail to help him go faster.
Didn't work. It actually made him more sluggish.

Dellydoodah​(neither female) • Jun 16, 2020

that's so bad
laughs

John Brownstone​(dom male) • Jun 16, 2020

I went to the bee keepers to buy some bees.

All the bees had tags on them except for one.


It was a freebie.

Dellydoodah​(neither female) • Jun 16, 2020

Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward..
That's just the way I roll

Dellydoodah​(neither female) • Jun 16, 2020

Oh John that is so cute
it's bee utiful