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Road Toad
3 years ago • Jun 27, 2020
Road Toad • Jun 27, 2020
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds,

Poor bastard!
Noodz​(sub female)
3 years ago • Jun 28, 2020
Noodz​(sub female) • Jun 28, 2020
Just had sodium chloride thrown at me
That's a salt
Noodz​(sub female)
3 years ago • Jun 28, 2020
Noodz​(sub female) • Jun 28, 2020
What do you call it when a leprechaun gives you a handjob?

A stroke of luck.
Noodz​(sub female)
3 years ago • Jun 28, 2020
Noodz​(sub female) • Jun 28, 2020
Strong people don't put others down.
They lift them up and slam them on the ground for maximum damage.
Noodz​(sub female)
3 years ago • Jun 28, 2020
Noodz​(sub female) • Jun 28, 2020
What's an Amish girl's greatest fantasy?
Two or three Mennonite
Road Toad
3 years ago • Jun 30, 2020
Road Toad • Jun 30, 2020
Mr. Smith owned a small business. He had two employees, Sarah and Jack. They were both extremely good employees - always willing to work overtime and chip in where needed.

Mr. Smith was looking over his books one day and decided that he wasn't making enough money to warrant two employees and he would have to lay one off. But both Sarah and Jack were such good workers he was having trouble finding a fair way to do it. He decided that he would watch them work and the first one to take a break would be the one he would lay off.

So, he sat in his office and watched them work. Suddenly, Sarah gets a terrible headache and needs to take an aspirin. She gets the aspirin out of her purse and goes to the water cooler to get something to wash it down with. Mr. Smith follows her to the water cooler, taps her on the shoulder and says, "Sarah, I'm going to have to lay you or Jack off."

And Sarah says, "Can you jack off? I have a headache!"
Noodz​(sub female)
3 years ago • Jun 30, 2020
Noodz​(sub female) • Jun 30, 2020
Today at the pharmacy I saw a woman without a face mask buying a pregnancy test.
She clearly isn’t a fan of protection
Bunnie
3 years ago • Jul 2, 2020
Bunnie • Jul 2, 2020
Is this a troll?