Dellydoodah(neither female)
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3 years ago •
Jul 11, 2020
i just broke my favourite compass,,I don't know which way to turn
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Online now
Road Toad
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3 years ago •
Jul 12, 2020
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
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Road Toad
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3 years ago •
Jul 12, 2020
Avoid arguments about the toilet seat...use the sink...
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Bunnie
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3 years ago •
Jul 12, 2020
I was in a job interview today when the manager handed me his laptop and said, "I want you to try and sell this to me."
So I put it under my arm, walked out of the building and went home. Eventually he called my mobile and said, "Bring it back here right now!" I said, "$200 and it's yours." |
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HisHunnyBun(sub female){Taken}
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3 years ago •
Jul 12, 2020
Bite Wright wrote: Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie?
Cuz he was too far out man.. Like.....dude wicked joke......  
Good one |
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Dellydoodah(neither female)
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3 years ago •
Jul 12, 2020
When I bought some trousers the assistant said she was going to cut the bottoms off and put them in a library..
I thought 'Oh, that's a turn up for the books' |
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InYourHead(dom male)
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3 years ago •
Jul 12, 2020
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw. |
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Dellydoodah(neither female)
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3 years ago •
Jul 12, 2020
InYourHead wrote: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw. eeps that is soooo bad, laughs |
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FireflyEvenings(dom trans man)
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3 years ago •
Jul 12, 2020
What do you call a child born out of incest?
A gross domestic product |
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Road Toad
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3 years ago •
Jul 12, 2020
A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.
It's a Shitzu |
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