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annabellestasia​(sub female)
1 year ago • 05/11/2020 5:20 pm
annabellestasia​(sub female) • 05/11/2020 5:20 pm
I’ve got plenty that are pretty crude, I’ll go with a tame one! 🤣

What's the difference between erotic & kinky?

Erotic = you tickle with a feather
Kinky = you use the whole chicken
tallslenderguy​(other male)
1 year ago • 05/11/2020 4:13 pm
tallslenderguy​(other male) • 05/11/2020 4:13 pm
I had a patient in semi isolation and he was wearing a mask.

He kept asking me, "are my testicles black yet." I kept telling him that was not one of the characteristics I was supposed to be monitoring and he should speak to his urologist or internist. He asked, are my testicles black yet many times until I finally lifted up his gown and said, your testicles look perfectly fine. The frustrated patient patient took off his mask and said "are my test results back yet?
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1 year ago • 05/11/2020 3:23 pm
TheNiceSadist{TSS} • 05/11/2020 3:23 pm
Guy in a wheelchair goes up to his wife and says. " I want to spice up our love life.I just finished 50 shades of Gray lets try some of that BDSM stuff."
Wife goes ok Hunny let me go to the store and get some toys.
she comes back with a bike lock.
Morrighan​(sub female)
1 year ago • 05/11/2020 2:49 pm
Morrighan​(sub female) • 05/11/2020 2:49 pm
I got molested by a group of mime artists today. They did unspeakable things to me 😉