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Sexy “Dad”Jokes

DOM DADDY One​(dom male)
2 days ago • 11/29/2021 6:28 am
DOM DADDY One​(dom male) • 11/29/2021 6:28 am
Miki wrote:
To everyone on this page... No offense, but keep your day jobs.

You have no future on the stage.

Dear Miki, thanks for the sage advice. I'm a dad, haha., so I like to poke fun at myself and have a laugh now and then. A life half lived is not in my plan, but neither is an appearance on SNL.
BTW, this one's for you.

What goes in hard and dry, but comes out soft and wet?
Gum!

Your's truly!! DDO
Defender​(dom male)
2 days ago • 11/28/2021 8:29 pm
Defender​(dom male) • 11/28/2021 8:29 pm
Miki, I'd like to show you a pic of my step-ladder.

I never knew my real ladder.....
Miki​(masochist female)
3 days ago • 11/28/2021 2:42 am
Miki​(masochist female) • 11/28/2021 2:42 am
ButterfliesAndCuffs wrote:
Come on…dad jokes are supposed to be bad. 🤣


I can see that! Just kidding, I know they know they're terrible.. Like "Uncle" jokes.
Miki​(masochist female)
3 days ago • 11/27/2021 9:16 pm
Miki​(masochist female) • 11/27/2021 9:16 pm
To everyone on this page... No offense, but keep your day jobs.

You have no future on the stage.
DaddyPP​(dom male)
5 days ago • 11/26/2021 1:24 am
DaddyPP​(dom male) • 11/26/2021 1:24 am
Why is a pool table gree?

If you had someone racking your balls all day long you would be green too.

**obviously if that's what you are into that's not as funny lol
DaddyPP​(dom male)
1 week ago • 11/23/2021 4:11 am
DaddyPP​(dom male) • 11/23/2021 4:11 am
Why is 77 better than 69?

You get 8 more
Defender​(dom male)
1 week ago • 11/22/2021 1:23 pm
Defender​(dom male) • 11/22/2021 1:23 pm
Back in the day, I remember that my sex education merely consisted of the following:

"Sex is boring".

"Incest is 'relatively' boring".

"Necrophilia is dead boring".


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