everyone has a joke in them let's hear your fav

everyone has a joke in them let's hear your fav

Dellydoodah​(neither female) • 05/11/2020 2:48 pm

I bought a dog off a blacksmith today.As soon as I got it home it made a bolt for the door

Morrighan​(sub female) • 05/11/2020 2:49 pm

I got molested by a group of mime artists today. They did unspeakable things to me

TheNiceSadist{TSS} • 05/11/2020 3:23 pm

Guy in a wheelchair goes up to his wife and says. " I want to spice up our love life.I just finished 50 shades of Gray lets try some of that BDSM stuff."
Wife goes ok Hunny let me go to the store and get some toys.
she comes back with a bike lock.

tallslenderguy​(other male) • 05/11/2020 4:13 pm

I had a patient in semi isolation and he was wearing a mask.

He kept asking me, "are my testicles black yet." I kept telling him that was not one of the characteristics I was supposed to be monitoring and he should speak to his urologist or internist. He asked, are my testicles black yet many times until I finally lifted up his gown and said, your testicles look perfectly fine. The frustrated patient patient took off his mask and said "are my test results back yet?

Dellydoodah​(neither female) • 05/11/2020 5:17 pm

Me and my boyfriend met at a Castanet class… we just clicked.

annabellestasia​(sub female) • 05/11/2020 5:20 pm

I’ve got plenty that are pretty crude, I’ll go with a tame one!

What's the difference between erotic & kinky?

Erotic = you tickle with a feather
Kinky = you use the whole chicken

tallslenderguy​(other male) • 05/11/2020 5:25 pm

A horse walks in and sits at a bar, bartender asks: "why the long face?"

WholesomeWhore​(sub female){SwellDaddy} • 05/11/2020 5:39 pm

Why do walruses love a Tupperware party?

- They’re always on the lookout for a tight seal

House Talion​(dom male) • 05/11/2020 5:44 pm

A newly wed couple goes to Mars for their honeymoon. While their the decide to do something exciting and do a couple swap.

So the female human goes with the male Martian and as they get started he says to her "if you pull on my ears itll get longer or shorter and if you twist my nose one way of the other itll get thicker or thinner "

The next day when the human couple got back together she asked exaustedly how his night was. He replied "I dont know how these ppl do things, but she kept twisting my nose and pulling on my ears. "

BSam • 05/11/2020 5:46 pm

What's the difference between 2 dicks and a pizza ...

I can't take a pizza...