Road Toad
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3 years ago •
May 26, 2020
Looks like someone got her nappy
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Online now
Dellydoodah(neither female)
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3 years ago •
May 26, 2020
<< Has lots of toad jokes
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Road Toad
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3 years ago •
May 26, 2020
Oh!, Pray Tell.
I await with bated breath, sitting here oiling my paddle. Did you hear the one about the cute little submissive with the paper asshole? The poor thing didn't have any fire insurance. 
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RuisuOnoto(switch male)
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3 years ago •
May 26, 2020
Here's my TOTALLY not stolen joke.
Minnie and Mickey are getting a divorce..
Mickey's lawyer tells him: Mickey, You can't just divorce your wife because she's "crazy". Mickey then replies: I'm not leaving her because she's crazy, I said she was fucking goofy! |
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Dellydoodah(neither female)
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3 years ago •
May 26, 2020
Road Toad wrote: Oh!, Pray Tell.
I await with bated breath, sitting here oiling my paddle. Did you hear the one about the cute little submissive with the paper asshole? The poor thing didn't have any fire insurance. I'm way too nice to put them here |
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Dellydoodah(neither female)
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3 years ago •
May 26, 2020
A man goes to doctors. Says "Doctor doctor, everytime I close my eyes I see a spinning insect".
The doctor looks at him and says "Don't worry it's just a bug going round" |
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Sir Don(dom male){N/A}
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3 years ago •
May 27, 2020
man and woman married for 40 years.... he starts to have health issues..
Wife says-- oh you are getting soft in your old age Man says --i don't know what you mean Wife says-- you didn't give in to all your aches and pains before.. you can tolerate pain... Man ---- again i don't know what you mean.. i been married to you for 40 years and you have been a pain in my ass ever since |
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Dellydoodah(neither female)
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3 years ago •
May 27, 2020
The other day, my friend asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me
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Sir Don(dom male){N/A}
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3 years ago •
May 27, 2020
@ Dellydoodah
Kind of a sticky situation.. glad your friendship didnt come unglued |
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Dellydoodah(neither female)
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3 years ago •
May 27, 2020
well since she became a mime artist I haven't heard from her
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