Road Toad
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3 years ago •
May 27, 2020
@Invisible
Excuse me! What are you saying, I am wrong or heaven forbid, I lied? Hurry now, go find your Master and tell him you need to be punished |
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Bunnie
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3 years ago •
May 27, 2020
A polar bear goes up to his mum and asks, “mum... what kind of bear am I?”
“You’re a polar bear, son,” she answers. “Are you sure? I’m not a grizzly bear? Or a koala bear?” the son asks. “No... you’re a polar bear.” “Look... go and ask your father,” she says. So the son wanders off to find his dad. “Dad... what kind of bear am I?” “You’re a polar bear, son,” he answers. “Are you sure? I’m not a grizzly bear? Or a koala bear?” the son asks. “No... you’re a polar bear.” “Look... go and ask your mother,” he says. “I already did,” replies the son. “She said the same as you.” “So... why do you ask such a silly question then?” asked the father. “Because I’m bloody freezing,” says the son. |
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Dellydoodah(neither female)
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3 years ago •
May 27, 2020
A new movie has just been released about clocks.
It's about time ! |
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sub bun(sub trans man)
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3 years ago •
May 27, 2020
When is a door not a door?
When it's a jar |
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skyrich(dom male){rottenbrat}
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3 years ago •
May 27, 2020
Existential jokes:
If a chicken and a half can lay and egg in a half in a day in a half.... how long will it take a one-legged man to kick all of the seeds out of a dill pickle? When it's a jar. What time is a carrot? Ice cream because it has no bones What's the difference between a rock? No! meatballs don't bounce! |
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Sir Don(dom male){N/A}
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3 years ago •
May 27, 2020
Husband and wife are having financial problems.
So they decided she will earn extra money from her being a prostitute.. First night she goes out ..... She comes home with $200.25 Husband what the hell , who the hell gave you a fucking quarter.. She says all of them...! |
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Dellydoodah(neither female)
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3 years ago •
May 27, 2020
skyrich wrote: Existential jokes:
If a chicken and a half can lay and egg in a half in a day in a half.... how long will it take a one-legged man to kick all of the seeds out of a dill pickle? When it's a jar. What time is a carrot? Ice cream because it has no bones What's the difference between a rock? No! meatballs don't bounce! Blinks |
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Dellydoodah(neither female)
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3 years ago •
May 27, 2020
And the lord said unto John come forth and you will receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster
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Road Toad
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3 years ago •
May 28, 2020
A family checks into a hotel.
The father goes to the front desk and says: "I hope the porn is disabled." The guy at the desk answers: "No, it's just regular porn, you sick fuck." |
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Road Toad
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3 years ago •
May 28, 2020
My roommate started dating twins.
I asked him how he manages to tell them apart. He said: "Well Stacy is blonde... and Brian has a dick" |
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