Okay here goes this is a bit long:::::::
Little Johnny gets up on a Saturday morning , mom is cleaning the house .. he starts pulling out toys and playing... mom says i can't cllean the house you are messing it up faster than i can clean.. you are going to have go outside and play.. Johnny goes outside.
3 hours later he comes in to eat liunch...
Mom- what have you been doing?
Johnny- i was watching them build the house
across the street.
Mom- did you learn anything?
Johnny- Yes i did!!!!!! I learned how to hang a
door.
Mom- Very nice , tell me about it..
Johnny - well first thing you do is, you put the motherfucker up like this, you shift the son of bitch this way then you shift the son of bitch that way and then you nail the god damn thing..
Mom- oh my god Johnny , i have never hesrd suvh language from a child ... GO TO YOUR ROOM UNTIL YOUR FATHERS GETS HOME!!!!!
A little while later dad comes home...after mom informs him that he needs to talk to Johnny.
Dad goes in to Johnny's room and asks what he did????
Johnny says. I learned how to hang a door today!!!!!!
Dad- Really tell me about it.
Johnny- well the first you do is, you put the motherfucker up like this, then you shift the son of bitch this way and then you shift the son of bitch that way. then you nail the god damn thing.
Dad- johnny i have never heard such language from a child... go outside and get me a switch
Johnny - looks at dad and says " fuck you jack that's a electricians job.....