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Dellydoodah​(sub female)
3 weeks ago • 07/11/2020 1:16 am
Dellydoodah​(sub female) • 07/11/2020 1:16 am
A guy said to me: ‘I’m going to attack you with the neck of a guitar.
I looked at him and said


‘Is that a fret?'”
Bunnie
3 weeks ago • 07/11/2020 10:06 am
Bunnie • 07/11/2020 10:06 am
Dellydoodah wrote:
Bunnie wrote:
What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fsh.

so bad Bunster


Hehe 😛
Bunnie
3 weeks ago • 07/11/2020 10:09 am
Bunnie • 07/11/2020 10:09 am
What’s the difference between a rabbit and a plum?

They’re both purple except for the rabbit.
Noodz​(sub female)
3 weeks ago • 07/11/2020 11:06 am
Noodz​(sub female) • 07/11/2020 11:06 am
How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
One. They don't have a sense of humour.
Noodz​(sub female)
3 weeks ago • 07/11/2020 12:30 pm
Noodz​(sub female) • 07/11/2020 12:30 pm
At my last job interview I was told, "In this job we need someone who is responsible."
I eagerly replied, "I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
Noodz​(sub female)
3 weeks ago • 07/11/2020 12:58 pm
Noodz​(sub female) • 07/11/2020 12:58 pm
Did you know a piranha can devour a small child down to the bone is less than 30 seconds?
So anyway, I lost my job at the aquarium today...
Noodz​(sub female)
3 weeks ago • 07/11/2020 1:11 pm
Noodz​(sub female) • 07/11/2020 1:11 pm
What did the hat say to the bra?
You give these two a lift and I'll go on ahead.
Dellydoodah​(sub female)
3 weeks ago • 07/11/2020 2:48 pm
Dellydoodah​(sub female) • 07/11/2020 2:48 pm
I've always enjoyed paper folding. Sometimes it gets rather complicated but
the advantages of easy origami are two-fold.

blinks