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Dellydoodah​(neither female)
1 year ago • 07/27/2020 11:38 pm
Dellydoodah​(neither female) • 07/27/2020 11:38 pm
Why can't a blonde dial 911? She can't find the eleven.

How come it takes so long to build a blonde snowman? Because you have to hollow out the head.

What did the blonde say when she saw the Cheerios box? "Omg, donut seeds!"

Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, 'It’s dark in here isn’t it?' The other replied, 'I don’t know; I can’t see.'
What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? A thought.

Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours? Because it said 'concentrate'.

Why did the blonde scale the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

Why were there bullet holes in the mirror? A blonde tried killing herself.

How did the blonde die while raking leaves? She fell out of the tree.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

How do you drown a blonde in a submarine? Knock on the door.

Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn’t wake up the sleeping pills.

A blonde decided to paint a room. When her husband got home, he asked, 'Why are you wearing an Alaskan
and a winter coat?' She replied, 'The can said for best results apply 2 coats.'

How can you make a blonde go on the roof? Tell her that drinks are on the house.

Three blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would've seen it.
Why do blondes wear underwear? To keep their ankles warm.

How did the blonde try to kill the bird? She threw it off a cliff.

Why can't blondes make ice cubes? They always forget the recipe.
Bunnie
1 year ago • 07/31/2020 1:34 am
Bunnie • 07/31/2020 1:34 am
What’s the most terrifying word in nuclear physics?

“Oops!”
Hypnotist
1 year ago • 07/31/2020 5:24 am
Hypnotist • 07/31/2020 5:24 am
A ham sandwich walks into a bar.
The bartender says "We don't serve food here".
metallwayne70​(sadist male)
1 year ago • 08/08/2020 10:52 am
metallwayne70​(sadist male) • 08/08/2020 10:52 am
What's the hardest part about eating vegetables?
Getting them back in their wheelchairs.

What does an 80 year old woman's vagina taste like?
Depends

What's the difference between a prostitute and a lawyer?
The prostitute will quit screwing you when you're dead.
metallwayne70​(sadist male)
1 year ago • 08/08/2020 10:54 am
metallwayne70​(sadist male) • 08/08/2020 10:54 am
What's the hardest part about eating vegetables?
Getting them back in their wheelchairs.

What does an 80 year old woman's vagina taste like?
Depends

What's the difference between a prostitute and a lawyer?
The prostitute will quit screwing you when you're dead.
Keeeks
1 year ago • 08/08/2020 2:59 pm
Keeeks • 08/08/2020 2:59 pm
What do you call a cow that's masturbating?

Beef stroganoff.
Bunnie
1 year ago • 08/15/2020 3:34 am
Bunnie • 08/15/2020 3:34 am
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

Then it dawned on me...
Road Toad
1 year ago • 11/08/2020 4:45 am
Road Toad • 11/08/2020 4:45 am
You never argue with a woman.
You dicker.