Dellydoodah(neither female)
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3 years ago •
May 22, 2020
IODiCeShOt wrote: Breaking News!
MAN SHOT 200 TIMES WITH AN UPHOLSTERY GUN! Surgeons say “he’s now well and truly recovered” I spat my drink out laughing at this |
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Online now
Sir Don(dom male){N/A}
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3 years ago •
May 22, 2020
How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
Well ? Ok i will tell you later.... Apparently it works for all hair colors. |
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IODiCeShOt
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3 years ago •
May 22, 2020
Breaking News!
MAN SHOT 200 TIMES WITH AN UPHOLSTERY GUN! Surgeons say “he’s now well and truly recovered” |
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Dellydoodah(neither female)
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3 years ago •
May 22, 2020
@ SkyRich
groans..and not in a good way! |
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skyrich(dom male){rottenbrat}
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3 years ago •
May 22, 2020
Oiy.
Well... not to amp up the sarcasm.... but, I don't have any resistance... Watt was that all about? Did you read it in a current news article? |
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Dellydoodah(neither female)
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3 years ago •
May 22, 2020
My boyfriend says I’m hopeless at fixing appliances...Well, he's in for a shock!
I think I have a pun for every occasion One has to be careful though not to offend for example What is blue and does not fit ? a dead epileptic |
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skyrich(dom male){rottenbrat}
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3 years ago •
May 22, 2020
@Dellydoodah
... S H O C K I N G |
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Dellydoodah(neither female)
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3 years ago •
May 22, 2020
I built an electric fence around my property yesterday. My neighbour is dead against it
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Road Toad
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3 years ago •
May 22, 2020
Little Johnny waked up by a noise from his parents room. He knocks on the door and asks his daddy what’s going on. “we are playing Pinochle” he replies. “Who’s your partner?” asked little johnny. “Sheila!” replied daddy.
Little Johnny returned to his room when he hears the same noise coming from his sister’s room. Again, he knocks on the door and asked his sister what was she doing. “Playing Pinochle.” “with whom?” he asks. “My boyfriend!” she replies. A short while later, Johnny’s father went looking for cigarettes and hears a noise coming from Little Johnny’s room. He knocks on the door and asks “What are you doing?” “Playing Pinochle!” replied Johnny. “Who’s your partner?” asked his father… Little Johnny answers promptly, “With a hand like this who needs a partner?” |
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Dellydoodah(neither female)
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3 years ago •
May 22, 2020
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
One's really heavy, the other's a little lighter |
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