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Dellydoodah​(neither female)
3 years ago • May 22, 2020
My boyfriend says I’m hopeless at fixing appliances...Well, he's in for a shock!


I think I have a pun for every occasion
One has to be careful though not to offend

for example


What is blue and does not fit ?




a dead epileptic
IODiCeShOt
3 years ago • May 22, 2020
IODiCeShOt • May 22, 2020
Breaking News!

MAN SHOT 200 TIMES WITH AN UPHOLSTERY GUN!

Surgeons say “he’s now well and truly recovered”
Road Toad
3 years ago • May 23, 2020
Road Toad • May 23, 2020
A guy walks in the local whorehouse, says “I want the cheapest one you got, I don’t have much money.”
The guy behind the counter says “How bout the $1.95 cent special?” The customer says “ok”, and he paid, headed to the room.
When he opened the door, he found this beautiful whore spread out, just waiting for him. He rips off his clothes and starts going to town on her. Suddenly, all this white stuff starts coming out of her mouth, nose, ears.
He freaked, “omg she’s sick!” He ran to the desk and told the guy what was happening, and the guy says “hey Joe! The dead one’s full again!”