'I fancy trying something new'
she said to me one day,
she'd just been watching, with her mates,
that Fifty Shades of Grey.
'Well what d'you have in mind'
says I, I'm always up for fun.
But little did I realise
what we had just begun!
'They call it B D S and M,
it's all the rage down south.
Its all about being tied up
with a gag across your mouth.'
My interest peaked, I must admit
it sounded pretty rude.
I was surprised at Janet,
as she'd always been a prude.
'When I'm in town tomorrow
I will pick up what we need'
She seemed to be well up for it
so I readily agreed.
Next day when I got home from work
I'd honestly forgot,
but seeing all the shopping
it was clear that she had not.
'I got some nice new undies'
she said, her cheeks flushed red
'And all the other bits are ready
laid out on the bed.'
I went into the bedroom,
some candles had been lit
and well laid out upon the bed
was a full on bondage kit.
Ropes and tape and handcuffs,
some feathers and a whip,
dildos and a leather mask,
with no mouth, just a zip.
My eyes went wide with disbelief
she'd really gone all out
this evening would be interesting
of that I had no doubt.
'Go and have your dinner, love'
she said. 'And I'll get dressed.'
I couldn't wait to see her,
Janet's got a lovely chest.
Twenty minutes passed
and then she called me up the stairs
I walked into the bedroom
and was took quite unawares.
Before me stood my Janet
like I'd never seen before
my eyes came out like organ stops
and my jaw just hit the floor
She was squeezed into a leather Basque
with boots up to her thigh
her make up was quite tarty
she'd a wicked glint in eye
'You can call me Mistress J
you'll do as I command'
She said. 'Now I require you
to strip right where you stand'
I did as I was ordered,
without question, still in shock,
although secretly excited
hence my full on rigid cock.
Then Janet, Sorry, Mistress J
walked over very slow
She reached out with one booted foot
and flicked it with her toe.
'We'll not be needing that tonight'
she said, her voice quite stern.
'You've got a busy night ahead,
you've got a lot to learn'
That night she used the lot on me,
that dildo stung a bit
but with lots of lubrication
she made sure the bugger fit.
Now once a week my Janet
transforms into Mistress J
but to be perfectly honest
I would love it every day
She ties me up and whips my arse
and sometimes lets me cum
last week she had me walking round
with a feather up my bum
We never have been happier
so I think it's fair to say
we owe a lot to E L James
and Fifty Shades of Grey.