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I saw this quote just the other day and had to share for inspiration. Hope you enjoy reading it as I did

When a woman submits to a man, it's the most precious gift she can give. Herself. Unreservedly. The man has to respect and honor that gift above all else. Even if he respects nothing else in the world, he must respect the woman in his care. It's his sworn duty to protect, honor and cherish his submissive. To take care of her and provide a safe haven. Someone who would put his own needs above his woman's is no man.
3 days ago. August 7, 2022 at 2:49 AM

A woman decided to give herself a big treat for her 70th birthday by staying overnight in a really nice hotel.. When she checked out the next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $250.00.

She demanded to know why the charge was so high "I agree it's a nice hotel, but the rooms aren't worth $250..00 for just an overnight stay - I didn't even have breakfast!"

The clerk told her that $250.00 is the 'standard rate,' and breakfast had been included had she wanted it.

She insisted on speaking to the Manager. The Manager appeared and, forewarned by the desk clerk, announced: "This hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center which are available for use."

"But I didn't use them."

'Well, they are here, and you could have." He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which they were so famous."We have the best entertainers from the world over performing here."

"But I didn't go to any of those shows.."

"Well, we have them, and you could have."

No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied, "But I didn't use it!" and the Manager countered with his standard response.

After several minutes discussion, and with the Manager still unmoved, she decided to pay, wrote a check and gave it to him. The Manager was surprised when he looked at the check.

"But Madam, this check is for only $50.00"

"That's correct I charged you $200.00 for sleeping with me."

"But I didn't sleep with you!"

"Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have."

Ba-dum-tsss 🎤

4 days ago. August 6, 2022 at 3:18 PM

I saw this on a cup recently and thought it was pretty funny

let me know what you think

 

 

Mike (name here)

 

I Met You

I Liked You

i Love You

I'm Keeping You

 

(and not just because you know

how to use your cock)

 

Forever Yours

His Good Girl ( name here)

6 days ago. August 4, 2022 at 10:45 PM

Just read this joke, hope you find it funny too

 

Last week, we took some friends out to a new restaurant, and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It seemed a little strange.

When the waiter brought our water and cutlery, I noticed he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket. Then I looked around and saw that all the staff had spoons in their pockets.

When the waiter came back to serve our soup I asked, "Why the spoon?" "Well, "he explained, "the restaurant’s owners hired Andersen Consulting to revamp all our processes. After several months of analysis, they concluded that the spoon was the most frequently dropped piece of cutlery. It represents a drop frequency of approximately 3 spoons per table per hour. If our staff are better prepared, we can reduce the number of trips back to the kitchen and save 15 man-hours per shift."

As luck would have it, I dropped my spoon and he was able to replace it with his spare. "I’ll get another spoon next time I go to the kitchen instead of making an extra trip to get it right now." I was impressed.

I also noticed that there was a string hanging out of the waiter’s zip on his trousers. Looking around, I noticed that all the waiters had the same string hanging from their flies. So before he walked off, I asked the waiter, "Excuse me, but can you tell me why you have that string right there?"

"Oh, certainly!" Then he lowered his voice. "Not everyone is so observant. That consulting firm I mentioned also found out that we can save time in the rest-room. By tying this string to the tip of you know what, we can pull it out without touching it and eliminate the need to wash our hands, shortening the time spent in the rest-room by 76.39 per cent."

I asked "After you get it out, how do you put it back?"

"Well," he whispered, "I don’t know about the others, but I use the spoon."
Here lies the drama of the story

6 days ago. August 4, 2022 at 7:26 PM

Well i took the biggest chance today. I asked for exactly what i wanted, terrified that i might cost me him but more terrified of losing him to another

 

You see i dont normally ask for what i want. I have been this way for a long time.  He has been helping me find the me inside of me. I am more alive then i have ever been because of him.  I am terrified of my feelings, how strong they are, of never finding that again.

 

Well i sent him a message, telling him everything. Poured my heart out. Hoping i dont get rejected.

 

But at least i finally let it out.

1 week ago. August 2, 2022 at 8:04 PM

Me:  Hi, how much does a polar bear weigh?

 

You;  how much does a polar bear weigh?

 

Me:  yeah

 

You:  Hmmm, a polar bear, probably around 349 pounds?

 

You:  Wrong, enough to break the ice

           HI, My name is ____________ (say your name)

            What's yours?

 

1 week ago. August 1, 2022 at 11:14 PM

Just a little laughter to brighten the day

 

 

 

Did you hear about the first time offender who was in to BDSM?

 

He got off with nothing but a slap on the wrist.

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If your friend is into BDSM...

 

Should you get them a gag gift for Christmas?

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An older woman's husband dies during a bdsm session.

 

She decides to do something crazy with her life, and buys a Harley, gets a few tattoos, and goes out in search of the Hell's Angels.

 

When she finds them they give her an initiation test.

"You ever killed a man?" They ask.

"Yep" she says. "Killed my husband."

"You ever steal anything?" They ask.

"Oh all the time." She replies.

 

"You ever been picked up by the fuzz?"

 

"Sure have, and strung up by my nipples".

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BDSM while being dressed as a Knight

 

BDSM while being dressed as a Knight is my absolute weakness.

 

You can say that it is a Kink in my Armour

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.What do you call BDSM santa?

 

A subordinate claus

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1 week ago. July 30, 2022 at 8:50 PM

Some silly jokes to put a smile on your face hopefully

 

I’ve been into BDSM recently.

I was having trouble figuring it out, but luckily my friend was willing to show me the ropes

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I hope you're into BDSM

Cuz my humor is pure pun-ishment

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What is a BDSM couple's favorite dessert?

Whipped cream pie.

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What do you call women who like BDSM & Pizza?

Domnihoes®

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What's the worst part about riding a train who's conductor is into bdsm?

You can only get off when they tell you to

 

 

 

 

 

1 week ago. July 28, 2022 at 2:22 PM

#ANALBUMCOVER

 

 

 

I read it wrong too which is why we are friends 😉 😜 

1 week ago. July 28, 2022 at 3:12 AM

Sometimes.... 

Someone comes into your life

And changes everything 

Raises the standards

Makes you laugh, and makes you feel like you

There is something about them

That you cannot even describe 

And your scared to lose that 

Because you know

You won't find it

In anyone else ❤ 

 

Daddy since the moment you messaged me I felt our connection, then I heard your voice, I was a goner.  I knew I would do anything for you, go anywhere with you, give you anything you asked. I cannot wait for the day I get to be in your arms Daddy. 

 

 

1 week ago. July 28, 2022 at 1:43 AM

Whats the difference between a bdsm slavegirl, and a mosquito?

 

 

 

 

The mosquito stops sucking if you slap it