๐ฅ THE ANIMAL & BULLET SHOW โ FOREPLAY IN TEXT FORM ๐ฅ
(Full Banter Session: Uncaged Edition)
Bullet:ย ย
Animal, remind me again โ what exactly are we doing here?
Because from the way you keep looking down my top, it seems less like a blog and more like an excuse for you to drool in public.
Animal:
Hey now โ it ainโt my fault you keep wearing shirts cut lower than your patience for my bullshit.
Iโm just a storytellerโฆ youโre the one turning this into a damn fantasy novel with that mouth, those curves, and that attitude.
Bullet:
Fantasy? Sweetheart, this isnโt fantasy.
This is you oversharing your scandalous past and pretending itโs culture.
You call it storytelling โ I call it foreplay with punctuation.
Animal:
Guilty as charged.
But you know damn well I canโt resist you when you get all bossy.
You cross your legs and I forget my name. You smirk, and I start planning sins.
This blog? Itโs my love letter to bad ideas and worse women โ starting with you.
Bullet:
Please. Youโd try to bend me over the keyboard if I didnโt slap your hands away every five minutes.
Animal:
Only because you like slapping my hands.
And donโt act like youโre not into it. You sass me, tease me, then whisper the nastiest ideas like youโre ordering dessert.
Bullet:
Mmhm. And you eat every bite like itโs your last meal.
Animal:
Damn right I do.
So whatโs this blog really about?
Bullet:
Itโs about stories. The kind you donโt tell your mama.
Itโs about lust, leather, and living without apologies.
And itโs about you trying to get into my pants... again.
Animal:
Hey, itโs not my fault Iโm a creature of instinct. You bend over one more time in that skirt and this blogโs gonna need a Parental Advisory sticker.
Bullet:
Too late, Daddy.
Now get back to typing โ before I gag you with your own bandana.
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