INDESTRUCTIBLE

Note:  In choosing my screen name, I was unaware of the Urban Dictionary definition of the term, "Panda Style".

What's that?  Did a Dom just admit to not knowing something???  Somebody take a screen shot.  😂🤣

While I'm far more into guideposts than being defined, here is the "TOP DEFINITION" (HA! Toppy as funk!) according to the much maligned Urban Dictionary:

panda style
A sex move where one person punches the other in the face, resulting in them getting a black eye. The punch can occur at 3 different stages:
1: Before sex. Most commonly performed by wife beaters.
2: During sex. Most commonly performed by kinky partners.
3: After sex. Most commonly after an ill recieved post-coital slip of the tongue. e.g. "By the way, I'm married"
In the first episode of Californication, that girl from The Nanny goes panda style on David Duchovny.
#panda #sex #punch #black eye #kinky

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=panda%20style

As is the truth with most of life's unwitting poetry, I'm into two-thirds of it, and vehemently against the other one-third!  In the spirit of poetic justice, I'm likely to Panda Punch a wife beater, but NEVER a wife that wasn't a consensual kinkster.  There's nothing funny about spousal abuse.  

That being said, I'm sure as funk into the second and third stages, at least in the "giving" sense of the term. 🎁🎅 And honestly, can't a smack in the face before sex be fun too, among consenting kinksters?  Finally, I have been known to put my paw in my mouth, and can take a punch.  I feel your pain, David Duchovny!  Therefore, I am forced to double down, and remain true to my digital kink pseudonym.

👊💥🐼

Happy Panda Punch Tuesday, everyone!  Remember, bruises heal...but true Pandas, like true noms de plume, are forever.

Hi all,

This will be a deviation from the norm of this Blog.  I write tonight in an attempt to keep my friends & community in the loop, and to let them know I'm still here.  I have been mostly absent from The Cage and I wanted to say hi.  👋🐼

Of late, I've been in reflection on my romantic relations.  Always a dangerous place to be, especially following a 39th Birthday, and a rekindled (friendly, but not excluding implied benefits) conversation with an Ex-Wife.  This is in addition to the ridiculous roller coaster ride of semi-poly perpetual plural partner heart palpatations!  🙃👉💔

However, it's where I am, and I'm owning it as much as Pandaly possible.

I owe a lot to the journey I have chosen here on The Cage.  I have met some amazing people, especially women, but also friends of all gender/non-gender identities.  However, I am considering a break from romance, and from actively pursuing any romantic or kink involvement.  For me, that means I need to pull away from all potential sources of partners or lovers or play things...

Therefore, I'll still be around for the next 10 days (my subscription lapses then), but may pull away soon after.  I'm still here, and I'm still talking to a few Subs, potentially open to new friends.  But, I just want everyone that cares about me to know that if I pull away, it's not because of anyone here, or the community, or any arguments, or anything besides a decision to take a step back and heal.  If I pull away, it's only to work on myself, to reflect on my true self and desires.  To do what I must to become the love I crave.  To do what is necessary internally and externally to pair with my ideal eventual partner....or who knows, at this point!  Could be partners, in the right situation.

In any case, once more before I go:  I'm still here.

To all my friends, please reach out and say hi!  I will be doing so as well, but I have been processing big nasty stuff, and would love your support.  Thanks to each and every one of you!  I hope all of you are having an amazing journey of self discovery and are fully enjoying all kinds of awesome kink!  Don't be like Captain Panda Buzzkill!  Let your Love 💖 Light shine!

Your Friend,

Panda 🖖🐼

A friend once told me, "Stay Sunny Side Up!"

And I told them, "Good advice! I'm overdone on the otherside."

Now, I'm thinking it's a good snarky comeback-line, with some minor adaptation.
So soft it's hard boiled even...

<bullshit>

"You like your eggs sunny side up?"

<answer>

"Well, ya'll better keep this egg sunny-side-upright,
You don't like yo eggs burnt-on-the-flip-side, do you?"

Note:  My blog is about being indestructible, and no one epitimizes that more so than Elon Musk.  Since Elon is a public figure, I feel that he is already held to an exacting life of public scrutinization via media and blogosphere gossip.  So, my blog here is fairly harmless, and potentially simple fact.  Also, he is a personal hero of mine, and everthing I write here is meant purely as a compliment!  All in all, finding out I am right would only confirm the remodel status he's already earned from me for his eco-entrepreneurship.

---------------------------------

I have a sinking suspicion that Elon Musk is a

DADDY DOM

(Below) EXHIBIT A:

That is a VERY nice collar his little one Grimes is wearing, isn't it?  Elon reportedly spent a small fortune on it.  It's custom forged, so thoughtful...and exacting.  Come to think of it, that choice of outfit almost has a MASCULINE tinge to it, doesn't it?

And it all revolves around that Tesla Logo.  Afterall, what matters to Daddy most?  Good girl, Grimes!  And everyone was guessing how you connected, coming from such different day jobs...

(Below) EXHIBIT B:

I rest my case, and I request that we immediately email Grimes and Elon free membership invites to join us here in The Cage.

Or are they already members?!?!?!?  🤔🤓  #OutingElon #elonthedom #GoodGirlGrimes

Hi Kinksters 🐼,

So, in response to the confusion on my last post, I thought I'd write this to help clarify my stance.

First of all, let me say that I love it here.  I don't want to leave!  I am meeting my tribe, and I honestly have brotherly love in my heart for each of you, ESPECIALLY those I'm disagreeing with--even currently recovering from anger toward!  I hope we can find a common ground.  Please excuse the fact I lash out in anger...I do so because I have been attacked by certain members of this community, as have ALL ALTERNATIVE KINKSTERS!

I feel very, very hurt by the words and actions by some of The Cage Community.  It's 100% the reason I no longer engage in Chat.

Let me be completely clear on what is hurting me:

ANY SHAMING OF ANY GROUP IS BIGOTRY

Alternative Kinksters ARE HERE on The Cage.  We read the posts here, and when you publicly shame people whom walk a non-traditional, twisted, self-determined kinky path, it is NOT OKAY.  I don't care what you learned in a weekend seminar!  I don't care if you lived your mainstream kink lifestyle for a billion years!  We are people, and we have the same rights as everyone else.

Our individually chosen, free-will driven, unique ways ARE NOT WRONG!  Please stop attacking us.  😒

The Cage community and admins should be completely strict on this.  If any further posts are made that attack Alternative Kinksters or Alternative Kinkster life are made on here, then I will not stand without a response.  I will tell you that you are a bigot and a fascist.  Please understand that I know the definition of those terms, and I DO NOT use them lightly.

I AM NOT TAKING THIS PERSONALLY FOR THE REASON YOU THINK.  It is not my wounded ego.  It is my moral sense of dignity, of my inherent need to take a stand against bullies EVERYWHERE.  I AM taking it personally, however.  And rightly so!   It's personal to the fullest, because I hold MY lifestyle to the highest level of my heart connection with sex, women, Goddess, and the entirety of creation.

There is NOTHING more important than that, for me.

Please respect Alternative Kinksters.  I ask one last time, politely.

Remember!  Here, we are the minority.  We don't deserve bullying.  And we're mostly friendly folk...I know I won't blow up on you if you're not attacking my way of life, perhaps unwittingly?  Thank you for your forgiveness and understanding...or not.

Namaste 🙏🐼,

Panda

P.S.  I am deleting my previous post.  Much of it was when I was very upset and feeling defensive.  However, I stand by it.  Any further attacks on Alternative Kinster Lifestyle I am aware of will be met with action to counter that bullshit.  Trust.

P.P.S.  I am not a danger to anyone!  Please reach out if I'm scary, and admins I'm available anytime.  I'm just intense and passionate by choice!  Inside, I'm calm and resolutely standing up for what I believe in.

I'm pondering a pick for a new penis pet name.

Options:

1. Bernie Lomax
2. Burny Low Max
3. Burny Blow Max
4. 
5. Bernie Sanders
6. Burny Sanders
7. Burny Sand-hers
8. 
9. Milton Berle
10. Mill Tongue Burls
11. 
12. Rock Hudson
13. Rock Hush-Stun
14. Rock Studs-on
15. 
16. Marlon Brando
17. Marlin Brand Hoes
18. 
19. Knute Rockne
20. Nuke Rockme
21. Nuke Rock-knees
22. 
23. Bruce Lee
24. Brews Pee
25. Bruise Leans
26. Bruise L337z
27. 
28. The Clam-burglar
29. 
30. Grimace
31. 

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P.S.  *DISCLAIMER (Diss-Clam-Her):  Professed Panda penial pronoun pun selected shall seldom see sharing.  (P.P.P.P.P.S.S.S.S.S make that.)

GODDESS IS A HERMAPHRODITE

All the wise women

and the less-wise (but still equal)

men,

Hark the prophets, all the blessed incarnations

of the Universal

SOUL

Know ye this, and know it well:

GODDESS IS A HERMAPHRODITE

She mind fucks humans

With her big fat clit

She drops every dope ass line

She cuts on wax every hit

She is Sublime, Bob Marley, and Kinky Boots

She loves the Christians and Muslims!

The Buddhists, The Hindus and The Jews!

The People of the Desert equal to the People of The Sun

The People of the Jungle chant along with HER holy drums

She holds most dear

The Hindus, The Jainists, The Taoists too

And last but NEVER least

The Atheists and Agnostics

with whom

SHE

hasn't had the free-willed-chance

(yet)

to

SPEAK

to.

Oh yeah, disciples, I forgot to mention

She loves The Sikh

And in addition to that,

she loves the Indigenous Tribal Peoples

No matter what their belief

She loves us all

So much so that

intheknowing

I

&

I

canhardlyspeak

BUT ALWAYS REMEMBER

Say unto thee, even prophets of yore!

Even ancient Wisdom EVERTRUE!

Even unto all ye leaders of every Religion or

Group; be it comprised of the wise; be it composed

only o'

FOOL.

The hanged man

SWINGING

back 'round

'gain

Nothing lost

If ALL be gained

Yo Dre,

PRODUCE MY SHIT

Another dip shit who lived a bit further out

12-mile

12-step

turned to 2

with tutus and yoohoos for

all the bruised boozers turned bruisers

and hauled to clinks in cruisers

For all my favs!

The over-users, and the ones in the back

dipshits call 'Losers'

For all the GODDESS blessed holy

SEX-scene kinksters

& CRUISERS

For all the Santa Cruzians

GODDESS LOVES THAT ASS!

So (or sow)

either way

you go

Know ye this,

and with finality

(or with fucking-bitch-ass without 😘)

& know it WELL:

GODDESS IS A HERMAPHRODITE

She mind fucks humans

With her big fat clit

She drops hot wax in sexy lines

She is the pleasure in every

sunrise,

sunset, blessings right-on-time

EVERY literal/metaphorical

BIG.billa.bong 'twer 'nary

HIT

Bubbling...bubbling...bubbling...

Smoke? let's water: "IT."

on Jah9 covers

GODDESS pulls my covers

And remember this, always,

insta-motha

Lover-tits:

GODDESS WILL ALWAYS FUCK YOU!

it's up to YOU

whether you

MAKE or TAKE

your own joy

out of

it.