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Will most likely be an eclectic view into the madness of my life and brain.
3 days ago. Sun 19 May 2019 01:36:24 AM IDT

Taking a break from yard work and went to steal a chip from my kid and realized they are not dipping in salsa, they are dipping in ketchup 😝😝😝

 

I love all things tomato ***EXCEPT*** ketchup. Ketchup is an abomination 😂

6 days ago. Wed 15 May 2019 07:24:53 PM IDT

Not such a fun, light post but came across this and I think I can always use the reminder. 

1 week ago. Sat 11 May 2019 07:46:52 AM IDT

1 week ago. Wed 08 May 2019 05:00:41 PM IDT

Tfw you’re in the waiting room during your kid’s appointment and realize your boob has been hanging out for an undetermined amount of time. Luckily, the bra is the same color as the shirt but I did notice a woman across the room staring. 😝

1 month ago. Mon 22 Apr 2019 02:52:47 AM IDT

You realize how much you really want Jason Momoa as your spank daddy  

 

https://guacamoley.com/celebri-tea/2019/04/20/momoa-benioff-slap-game-got-backstories/?utm_content=inf_10_3742_2&utm_campaign=GTAK&tse_id=INF_4d665d40639211e9b433ab68d22425b2

1 month ago. Mon 22 Apr 2019 12:02:22 AM IDT

Your kids demonstrate tea-bagging to their grandparents at Easter dinner...

and you may or may not have had a part in making it happen 😏