I was working on the IRL contract and it occurred to me that one thing that needs to happen as Kitty and I prepare to move in together is the daily chores have to be divided up. I think it is probably unfair to say everything is her responsibility, as tempting as that is since she is the submissive after all right? I mean it did look great to me. I mean it would be exhausting for me to be rolled out of bed, washed, dried, dressed, teeth brushed, hair combed, shaved, fed, played with, rolled back into bed, screwed, and tucked in. Whew. exhausting for me right? Meanwhile all she would have to do is, get up, service me, roll me out of bed, my hygiene, her hygiene, dressing us both (I would have to ok the outfits though.. that's hard work!) do the other things, cook, vacuum, sweep, scrub the house, mow the lawn, do the maintenance on the mowers, shop, put everything away, cook some more, clean some more, change the channels for me on demand, roll me back to bed and then service me. That is it, sounded fair. Ok, not realistic. I guess I could at least change my own channels.
I sought out to make a better more fair version, I divided the outside as mine, except her flower garden. I can do all the fertilizing and help with the building of the landscape stuff, but other than that, my "death touch" is not very conducive to growing things except a green lawn. All the painting, repairing and replacing stuff can also be my stuff. We spoke for a short time and she wanted the household as her domain, provided I allowed her to decorate as she desired. After some talk about me not agreeing to a psychedelic color scheme (she is from the Northwest after all), she relented and I agreed to stay out of the decorating business, except to do all the heavy lifting, shopping, etc. I felt it was pretty much the same deal in most households anyways. As long as I do not scream "My eyes, they burn!" and I don't have to poop in a bright pink bathroom, I am happy as a clam... however happy that is since I do not think anyone has ever really had a conversation with a clam, but I digress, we will just leave that to mean I will be happy and content. The chores outside the house such as mowing, raking, gathering the clippings up, weeding, outside the flower bed, etc, all belong to me.
Time to get that beer holder for the mower! Yee-haw! I think it made sense and Kitty seemed happy with it too. My cooking skills are below average as I can definitively prove water can burn. My cleaning skills are average, except socks... I have a bad habit of dropping those and just walking away..... just walking away not seeing nothing. Another clause complete in the contract and ready to finalize the whole thing when we meet up.
As always, if your dynamic is not the same as ours, please feel free to change the pronouns and if you disagree with anything in this posting (or found no humor in my psychedelic reference to the individuals from the Northwest), please keep it to yourself as Kitty and I deplore negativity.
"Kitten, what is this sock doing here? --- What do you mean you don't know? --- I mean look at it? Its just right here in the middle of the living room! --- Oh, Yeah I guess your right, it is mine. But what about that one over there by the window? --- Oh, yeah it would appear to be mine also, never mind, I will get these this time. I do not want to make you work too hard, go back and play. --- What did Stealth say? --- Oh, yeah, ok, um.. I have no reply to that, when he is right he is right, Daddy will get his eyes checked."