As I tend to do, I write what I feel. This day I am struck with a feeling of contentment for what I have. I need nothing more!
I am content with my bone!
THE DOG AND THE BONE
Once a stray dog while searching for food came to a butcher's shop. There he got a bone with some meat on it. So, he lifted it and ran to a safe place to enjoy it at ease.
He chewed the bone for a very long time and this made him quite thirsty. So, he went to a river to quench his thirst. It took the bone along, as it was worried that some other dog might not take it away.
As the dog stood on a bridge across the river, it looked around to see if it could safely put the bone down while it quenched its thirst.
By chance, he saw his reflection in the water from over the bridge. He could not follow that it was his shadow. Rather, he thought it to be another dog with a bone in his mouth.
Being greedy by nature, he wanted that bone too. So, he barked at the other dog, hoping to scare it into giving it that bone. But alas! The bone that he held in its mouth fell into the river.
Disclaimer: This blog may be offensive to some. No harm intented, besides I am one!
Dumb Blonde Jokes
Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Jack and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Jack says, "You know what, I bet he will." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Jack placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $30 to Jack, saying, "Fair's fair... Here's your money."
Jack replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."
The blonde replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."
Jack took the money.
Blonde: What does IDK mean?
Brunette: I don't know!
Blonde: OMG, no one does!
Happy Friday everyone!
I love to see the kinky beauty in nature!
Summer time and the livin' is easy! 😎😎😎😎
Who wants to meet up? I would love to visit Gay Hell, Michigan! Sounds like my kind of place!
Youtuber Elijah Daniel bought the town of Hell and renamed it Gay Hell
(CNN)Youtuber Elijah Daniel has pulled a lot of stunts since he started creating content, but his latest act as Mayor of Hell has a lot of people talking.
Daniel purchased Hell, Michigan, for Pride Month and used the opportunity to rename the town Gay Hell.
Gay Hell, which is about 20 miles northwest of Ann Arbor, has been on sale for years. Daniel says he can't disclose how much he paid to be mayor for two weeks as he is in the process of purchasing the town permanently.
In 2017, Daniel was also Mayor of Hell and banned heterosexual people in the town as a stunt.
He says that his first act as owner this time was to only allow pride flags after the Trump administration put a ban on embassies flying pride flags.
This time it's not as much of a stunt as his way of making a statement. Daniel says the new purchase is, "Getting my audience involved in politics by doing it in a funny way."
Daniel is from Michigan and says that he always drove past the town growing up. He also grew up "very religious" and was told a lot if you're gay you go to Hell, Daniel said.
So Daniel figured that Gay Hell would be perfect in a rural, religious area.
"I'm just from Michigan and every time we drove past we knew that town, oh that's Hell. I just thought turning it into Gay Hell would be funny," Daniel said of his decision to rename the town.
The reaction has been very mixed, Daniel admits, with some people loving it and others very not so much.
"It's been pretty good for my fans," Daniel explained. " A lot of upset Trump fans, but that's nothing new to me."
But Daniel is interested in keeping the town and hopes to make small changes. He says he hopes to do an annual festival to welcome more people to Gay Hell.
notice taken of someone or something; the regarding of someone or something as interesting or important.
the action of dealing with or taking special care of someone or something.
i may be an attention-aholic.
Is there a meeting for those with this affliction?
It can be exhausting and frustrating for the people in my life.
We all have a deep need for the attention of others.
Even aggressive or punitive attention may be better than no attention. When we seek attention and are ignored, we may increase our efforts, for example by becoming emotional, physically touching the other person or acting in ways that will annoy them.
Talk to me!
i crave your words.
Do you hear me?
Can you help with my plight?
It won't be easy.
It demands much thought.
Attention is what is sought.
Talk to me!
What is happening,
i can not say!
Everything is hitting hard,
Nothing like when we play.
i feel everything!
Injustice, abuse, life isnt fair!
It's all around me!
Each hits me like a punch without a care.
Perfection, perfection, i must push, i must work
i must fix this.
If only it could be.
But its not, not ever, not even once you see!
If they did it my way, if they didn't fight!
There could be a perfect world.
Then all could be just right!
No one listens, no one hears.
Are we all that deaf?
Why do i feel it, deep within me.
The pain, i am alone.
my tears fall, until i shake with grief.