Life is short!
Dont waste a minute of it on regret!
If you have regret then change!
Happy people attract happy people!
But only you can find that happiness, no one else can do that for you!
Peace!
i was flabbergasted by the amount of malarkey i was hearing, what a bunch of gobbledygook!
He was just a whippersnapper with a very messy thingamajig that showed he was truly a dingleberry!
Come look at my whatchamacallit, he shouted as I walked by but i am not a nincompoop and would never fall for such shenanigans!
Now its your turn!
* Warning *
Yes well you know me well enough by now to know that i tend to be inappropriate most of the time so please try not to be offended by this post. However if you are easily taken back by graphic language and insinuated rudeness please be warned that this post may be inappropriate!
Merry Naughtiness and Happy Fuckery in the New Year!
Sweet but twisted!
Does that make me a candy cane?
"Lie over the bed." He said.
"Hold the flogger with your teeth." He commanded!
"Now wait!" was His only instruction.