everyone has a joke in them let's hear your fav

Dellydoodah​(neither female) • Jul 11, 2020

i just broke my favourite compass,,I don't know which way to turn

Road Toad • Jul 12, 2020

A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

Road Toad • Jul 12, 2020

Avoid arguments about the toilet seat...use the sink...

Bunnie • Jul 12, 2020

I was in a job interview today when the manager handed me his laptop and said, "I want you to try and sell this to me."

So I put it under my arm, walked out of the building and went home.

Eventually he called my mobile and said, "Bring it back here right now!"

I said, "$200 and it's yours."

HisHunnyBun​(sub female)​{Taken} • Jul 12, 2020

Like.....dude wicked joke......

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Good one

Dellydoodah​(neither female) • Jul 12, 2020

When I bought some trousers the assistant said she was going to cut the bottoms off and put them in a library..
I thought 'Oh, that's a turn up for the books'

InYourHead​(dom male) • Jul 12, 2020

How do you circumcise a hillbilly?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

Dellydoodah​(neither female) • Jul 12, 2020

eeps that is soooo bad, laughs

FireflyEvenings​(dom trans man) • Jul 12, 2020

What do you call a child born out of incest?

A gross domestic product

Road Toad • Jul 12, 2020

A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.


It's a Shitzu