ButterfliesAndCuffs wrote:
Last night, I was feeling so horny that I went to the kitchen and ..........................
Drank the last of the wine so I could fuck myself with the bottle.
Great for a game forum but not in practice. Too many horror stories-- usually borne of supreme embarassment-- of beverage bottles getting stuck there because the vacuum that results if it is in too far makes it too painful to remove. However true I cannot say but stories of teen girls in the 1950s or so having to go to the ER-- with parents of course-- because they had a glass Coke bottle stuck in you-know-where and they had to carefully break the bottom of the bottle to eliminate the vacuum.
Similar horror stories are out there about dudes who thought the water intake pipe on a pool filter would give an out of this world blow job, or people who use things other than ass plugs-- as ass plugs and without a wide base it gets sucked in and they can't shit it out. Another E R trip after which is good laughing stock for the medical people involved in the break room afterwards.
Just a "caveat" regarding ill-advised substitutes for properly designed sex toys and appliances.
Remember, along with any beverage bottle, these gals found out the hard way: A coke bottle is not the Real Thing.