everyone has a joke in them let's hear your fav

Looks like someone got her nappy

<< Has lots of toad jokes

Oh!, Pray Tell.
I await with bated breath, sitting here oiling my paddle.

Did you hear the one about the cute little submissive with the paper asshole?

The poor thing didn't have any fire insurance.

Minnie and Mickey are getting a divorce..
Mickey's lawyer tells him: Mickey, You can't just divorce your wife because she's "crazy".
Mickey then replies: I'm not leaving her because she's crazy, I said she was fucking goofy!

I'm way too nice to put them here

A man goes to doctors. Says "Doctor doctor, everytime I close my eyes I see a spinning insect".
The doctor looks at him and says "Don't worry it's just a bug going round"

man and woman married for 40 years.... he starts to have health issues..
Wife says-- oh you are getting soft in your old age
Man says --i don't know what you mean
Wife says-- you didn't give in to all your aches and pains before.. you can tolerate pain...
Man ---- again i don't know what you mean.. i been married to you for 40 years and you have been a pain in my ass ever since

The other day, my friend asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me

@ Dellydoodah

Kind of a sticky situation.. glad your friendship didnt come unglued

well since she became a mime artist I haven't heard from her