InYourHead(dom male)
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5 years ago •
Jul 12, 2020
Why does snoop dog use an umbrella?
Fo drizzle |
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Online now
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InYourHead(dom male)
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5 years ago •
Jul 12, 2020
A drum and some cymbals fell down a cliff
BADUM TISH |
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Dellydoodah(neither female)
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5 years ago •
Jul 12, 2020
I just saw a man slumped over a lawn mower crying his eyes out.
He said he’ll be fine, he’s just going through a rough patch |
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InYourHead(dom male)
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5 years ago •
Jul 12, 2020
I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
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Dellydoodah(neither female)
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5 years ago •
Jul 13, 2020
► InYourHead wrote: I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
I have a neighbour who does this..I will always think of her as surprised now.. |
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Dellydoodah(neither female)
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5 years ago •
Jul 13, 2020
Phone answering machine message - '
..If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key...' |
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Dellydoodah(neither female)
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5 years ago •
Jul 14, 2020
Thinking of starting a new hobby...
To be or not to be a horse rider, that is equestrian |
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Noodz(sub female)
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5 years ago •
Jul 15, 2020
Why did the Math book look so sad ?
Because it had a lot of problems |
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Noodz(sub female)
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5 years ago •
Jul 15, 2020
Saw a one-legged man at the ATM this morning.
He was checking his Balance. |
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Bunnie
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5 years ago •
Jul 15, 2020
What’s red and bad for your teeth?
A brick. |
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