Corrupt-A-Wish Game

vv V vv​(sadist male) • Jan 25, 2024

Granted. Shes in a maximum security prison for cyber crimes. ( grrrr at trapped for making me a daughter hater)

I wish I could get this starfish off my butthole.

Lilibeth • Jan 25, 2024

(🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣)
Granted but it will disappear only for 24 hours (laughing so hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣)

I wish to travel in past, present and future at my will.

vv V vv​(sadist male) • Jan 25, 2024

Granted. You can only travel five minutes minutes in either direction, and your Time Machine is a dumpster behind a fish market.

I wish to work forever and never retire.

Lilibeth • Jan 25, 2024

Granted. You'll become a vampire and you'll need blood to survive. (or to keep your immorality)

I wish to stop overthinking.

vv V vv​(sadist male) • Jan 25, 2024

Granted. In a freakish pogo stick accident you end up in a coma.

I wish the inner demons would just leave me be.

Lilibeth • Jan 25, 2024

(that was harsh, really? )

Granted but without them you'll get bored to death.

I wish my demons would be free to play without me overthinking it 🤦‍♀️

vv V vv​(sadist male) • Jan 25, 2024

(Have you not read that I’m mean)

Granted. Without them your sex drive crashes, and become interested in only collecting non rare coins

I wish I found a genie in a bottle

Lilibeth • Jan 25, 2024

(Lucky me I'm not a porcelain doll)

Granted but you'll lose the bottle after 5 minutes.
I wish peace and chaos at the same time.

vv V vv​(sadist male) • Jan 25, 2024

(We already got that)

Granted. All chaos must be kept within the confines of the playground ball pit and all peace must be celebrated on the 5th Wednesday of each month.

I wish I was a porcelain doll, the creepy kind.

Lilibeth • Jan 25, 2024

(”we” ?)
(we found the husband for Annabelle or Chucky)
Granted. You'll get to see everything but can't interact for life.

I wish to understand my contradictions.