Corrupt-A-Wish Game

( we, the inhabitants of earth )

Granted. In truely understanding them you learn nothing.

I wish I had a big red ballon

Granted, “someone” will shoot at it
I wish… for nothing (but that would end the game) so I wish for a demon to keep me company.

I will take both.

Granted. You get all the corrupted wishes.

Granted. Your demon has a high pitched, nasally, whiney voice and signs children’s songs very loud nonstop. Welcome to hell.

I wish there was a world wide day of tequila drinking.

(greedy)
(for some of us, hell isn't that bad. You get used to it)
Granted it's coming with sugar instead of salt and banana instead of lime.
I wish my demon wasn't insane (2 insane entities aren't a good combination ).

(Drinking tequila or you making a fruit salad? Neat)
(Been there the view was surreal)

Granted. Your demon has the personality of a coma patient, you wish them away, you wish them back, they’re not yo yos, they have feelings, hopes, dreams, aspirations, they need love and attention, prick them do they not bleed?
Embrace your demons, love them, caress them, show them a good time every once in awhile.

I wish blue slushies tasted like watermelon

(good advice and “has the personality of a coma patient” I need fire and arguments otherwise I get bored ?‍♀️?‍♀️) also, fruits help boost your health ?

Granted but will make you drunk
I don't know what I wish for more ?
I wish my water from the bathtub would stay hot all the time

Granted. When and if you decide to get out of the tub you’ll like like your wearing a skin suit 3 sizes to large.

I wish that flying monkeys were real.

(my body/skin is fine)
Granted but they'll be your little pets so they will annoy you till hell and back
I wish for a massage.

Granted. Your massage was done by 27 electric eels under the care of a devious electrician.

I wish I could have coffee in bed every morning.

Granted. It’s not in a cup.

I wish my annoying flying monkeys were also trained ninjas