CallMiDaddy
CallMiDaddy
Update Apr 2024
Name: call me Daddy ;)
Age: 53 (almost 54)
Location/Country: Twin Cities, Minnesota, USA
Preferred Pronouns: he/him/dork :P
Sexuality: Hetero, monogamous, single, unpartnered (*cries*)
Zodiac: Cancer (and it applies very well)
Personality: INFJ
Looking for: a LTR with a female brat, who is also monogamous and single.
Hoping to find love and collar my one and only.
Kinks: see below my waistline (heehee), or just read the next section.
Hobbies: D&D, geeky board games, DIY home improvement, self-published author (dark fantasy), Magic the Gathering, video games, ruminations, telling obnoxious jokes, making people laugh, terrible accents, serious silliness!
TV: horror!, scifi, fantasy, marvel, but I'll watch anything with a good story.
Music: Nu-metal, rock, pop, edm, blues, and plenty of other stuff
Love languages: Physical Touch x1000, praise, and gifts
I'm super affectionate, cuddly, highly sexual, honest, down-to-earth, playful, and other adjectives you'll have to discover on your own. :P
However, allow me to share these actual compliments I've received in the past:
Compliments from dates: empathic, smart, fun, flirtatious, smartass, hilarious, amazing kisser, honest, genuine
Dislikes from dates: way too funny, obnoxious, makes me laugh too much, kisses too well
(the dislikes may or may not have been verbalized by any of my dates :P)
Kinks:
Brats! :)
secret exhibitionism (in the car, in a dark movie theater, in a dressing room, under a restaurant table that has a covering);
huge breast fetish (implants will be required if you're not naturally large, if we become serious);
roleplay of all kinds (nurse/patient, doctor/patient, lawyer/client, plumber/housewife, you name it);
bondage;
orgasm control/edging;
even though I'm the Daddy, I love my partner to tell me what to do in bed;
fucking/receiving bjs while I'm on virtual work meetings at home (muted with video off);
...and so much more
Optional:
partial bimbofication (minus the oversized lips, gross) (no need for bimbo brainwashing, though bimbo roleplay could be fun);
controlling what you wear (lingerie around the house preferred);
I want to be your everything, and you to be mine.
I work from home every day so the potential for fun and fuckery is very high. ;)
Let's not waste each other's time: send me a picture of you with your introduction. There are too many profiles with no pictures. Attraction is important!
Limited online play: online is mostly for us to get to know each other. IRL required at some point.
No penises! (on you), hah.
No anal! (on me).
Piss, scat, blood, kids, animals, extreme masochists.
Anything illegal.
Hard drugs (you can smoke pot if you want, but I won't partake), any addictions (except to bjs, hehe)
No poly/ENM/sharing of any kind.
Piss, scat, blood, kids, animals
Moderate/extreme masochists.
Trumpers or MAGA or even conservatives nowadays.
No smoking/vaping.
You must be single and uncollared/unpartnered.
You must have a high sex drive and love sucking cock (and I mean LOVE it, hehe)
No pictures.
No drama, no lies, just basically be a decent human being please.
You have unresolved/unmedicated mental health issues.
No young kids (see below).
Soft limits:
If you're unable to relocate to Minnesota, please tell me up front. I do NOT want to live anywhere hot, but I can work anywhere in the U.S.
Kids. As much as I love kids, I don't want to be a father again. If your kids are teenagers or older, that's workable. Just understand the kind of lifestyle I want will be impossible with kids around.
Still single in May 2024. Hmph!
Just finished moving my parents from Minnesota to Oregon. After 12 months of planning and packing and purging, it all came together. The truck got packed. My son and I drove it to Oregon, and helped unload it. We got to see a meteor fall in the dark hills of Montana, it turned the sky green! It was amazing. Driving through N.D., or S.E. Washington... not amazing. At all, LOL.
Still helping my parents with the Estate Sale, then cleaning out the whole house, and then putting it up for sale. I'm soooo exhausteeeeeed.