CallMiDaddy

dom male

Single

Update Apr 2024

Name: call me Daddy  ;)
Age: 53 (almost 54, I'm a Cancer)
Location/Country: Twin Cities, Minnesota, USA
Preferred Pronouns: he/him/dork  :P
Sexuality: Hetero, monogamous, single, unpartnered (*cries*)

Looking for: a LTR with a female lg/pet/slave (of some type), who is also attracted to me, monogamous, single.
Hoping to find love and collar my one and only.

Kinks: see below my waistline (heehee), or just read the next section.
Hobbies: D&D, geeky board games, DIY home improvement, self-published author (dark fantasy), Magic the Gathering, video games, ruminations, telling obnoxious jokes, making people laugh, terrible accents, serious silliness!
TV: horror!, scifi, fantasy, marvel, but I'll watch anything with a good story.
Music:  Nu-metal, rock, pop, edm, blues, and plenty of other stuff
Love languages:  Physical Touch x1000, praise, and gifts

I'm super affectionate, cuddly, highly sexual, honest, down-to-earth, playful, and other adjectives you'll have to discover on your own. :P  However, allow me to share these actual compliments I've received in the past:
Compliments from dates:  empathic, smart, fun, flirtatious, smartass, hilarious, amazing kisser, honest, genuine
Dislikes from dates:  way too funny, obnoxious, makes me laugh too much, kisses too well
(the dislikes may or may not have been verbalized by any of my dates :P)

Role: Daddy/Owner/Master
Kinks: Mostly those ^^^. I love control but specifics vary based on who I'm with and what their needs are. Not a sadist, though.

I want to be your everything, and you to be mine.

Limited online play: online is mostly for us to get to know each other. IRL required at some point.
No penises, hah.
Monogamous only.
Liberals or left of moderates only.
You must be single and uncollared/unpartnered.
You must have a high sex drive and love sucking cock.
I work from home every day so the potential for fun and fuckery is very high. ;)

Let's not waste each other's time: send me a picture of you with your introduction. There are too many profiles with no pictures.  Attraction is important!

Piss, scat, blood, kids, animals, extreme masochists, sharing of any kind (no poly/enm), anything illegal.
No drugs (you can smoke pot if you want, but I won't partake), no addictions (except to sex hehe), no drama, no lies, just basically be a decent human being please.

Still single in Apr 2024.  Poop.

Mannnnnnnnnn, it's hard to find a fun, silly, smart, horny, geeky gal. 

Didn't paint as much of my miniatures over winter as I'd like.   I DID however, get around to sorting 1/3 of my immense Magic the Gathering collection.  And I replaced the rusted-to-all-hell garbage disposal. 

*squints eyes*  What the hell else did I do this winter?  Oh, yeah, helping my parents pack up everything they own every weekend. I guess that explains the lack of progress in other areas of my life. It's only 50 years of stuff...

Apr 5, 2024

Nov 20, 2022