I am a late middle aged Bat Cave dwelling, Iconoclastic, Eccentric, Eclectic Curmudgeon that just happens to want to be diapered, dominated, cuddled, caressed, kissed and milked for a little while each day.
I also happen to live on a tropical island just over 1,000 miles South of Key West. Bermuda, The Bahamas, Cuba, Jamaica, Haiti & The Dominican Republic are all North of me.
As an adult I have an odd skill set. My first adult job was for 8 years working on, running and moving carnival rides. I did 6 years in the US army.
If you are looking for some kind of muscle man, I'm not it. I am 5 ft 7 inch, about 150, hazel eyes, gray hair and beard. The beard can go any time you wish.
I am a published author of both children's bed time stories and adult baby stories but not both in the same story.
I can fix your computer, install and fix your satellite system.
I am domestic and enjoy cleaning.
I love to cook and I am good at it.
I do love pets.
I like children so if you are raising a grandchild great, get in touch.
I have a hobby that is a combination of video engineering and voice over.
Just like it says. I am looking for a friend, a play partner, an FWB, an FLR, an LTR or a Mommy For Life. If you think any of those might be fun and you are sick of freezing in the winter I would like to hear from you.
I am looking for someone that enjoys being a Dommy Mommy. If that is you AND you were born female and are still female I will enjoy hearing from you.
I have no interest at all in having any contact with anyone born with a penis no matter what has happened to you after you were born so if you were born with a penis or have had one implanted just get away from me. Get away from me and stay away from me.
Because I was severely abused for almost all of my childhood I would like to be cuddled and held more then is normal for an adult. If you do not like to hold, cuddle and comfort your baby then I am not the one for you.
The, "baby name," I like most is, chrissy.
NO DIRTY DIAPERS! NOT ONCE! NOT EVER!
Any conversation or activity with any kind of scatological involvement or topic as the core is a clear sign of very deep, very real psychosis.
I do not give oral sex. It makes me sick to try.
I am not interested in being some kind of slave or door mat.
I will not suck toes, lick feet and / or use a dog bowl.
Due to extreme abuse as a child any kind of spanking or discipline is out. Not going to happen.
Working on buying a Tiny Home.