THE KINKY POET

If your pussy was.....

If your pussy was a piece of art, I'd hang her on my wall, I'd stare at her everyday in love with her I'd fall

If your pussy was a Summers day, I'd lay naked in her Sun, basking in her beauty, she really is the one

If your pussy was a movie, I'd be in my favourite seat, with a box of popcorn, I'd watch and slowly eat

If your pussy was a planet out far among the stars, I would need a telescope to love her from afar

If your pussy was a musical, it would be full of song and dance, she would play the leading roll, her moves would put you in a trance

If your pussy was a ballerina, she would move with Swan like grace, with beauty and elegance, come dance right to my face

If your pussy was a lollipop, I'd suck, I'd lick and flick, she would be delicious, a piece of heaven on a stick

Your pussy could be anything, I put her down in rhyme, but the thing I really wish your pussy was, I wish that she was mine

Ron

Gardening

Trying to find that special rose, its somewhere in this garden, hidden beneath this messy bush, please accept my pardon

Your garden needs a little trim, let’s get your borders straight, I can bring my beard trimmer, because I am your mate.

I can mow the lawn for you, I’ll help you trim the grass, making it look beautiful, around your Rose right to your arse

Let’s make your Rose a flower, as pretty as can be, if you need a gardener, simply call for me.

We can pull out your weeds, tidy up you flowers bed, clean away loose brambles, the things a gardener dreads

We can make your garden, a Eden all shiny and brand new, so you could invite me to play, so I could share it too

I would help you keep her, pristine and always damp, make sure your gates well oiled, so your hinges dont get cramp

Make them so they open wide, soft and with no creak, when I’m creeping in late at night, to get a little peek.

Just to see your pretty Rose, I’d love to see her bloom, see her flourish with desire, potted in my room.

She would win first prize for sure, in any flower show, if we sort this garden out, I’ve got my shears let’s go

Let me landscape your area, into the beautiful she deserves, let her match your sexy look, an accompaniment to your curves

Then you will be perfect, your look would be complete, then you’d let me in your garden everytime we meet

Ron

The punishment

Come in, come in, you can see I'm  busy, I haven't got all day, you know why you've been sent to me, I'm shocked at you today

Go and bend over my desk, I'll go fetch the  cane, come on lift up your skirt girl, only your panties must remain

It gives me no pleasure, to cane your pert, sweet arse, but this is the required punishment, for the actions that have passed

So here comes the first one, I hope this makes you think, never to misbehave again and don't get caught with drink

What the hell is that I see, running down your thigh, why aren't you crying girl, I'm sure I heard you sigh

I can see a damp patch, your panties gussets soaked, if I didn't know any better girl, I'd say that pussy needs a poke

I reach out and stroke your arse, you push back and start to giggle, I slide a finger past the lace, your body starts to wiggle

Desire takes a hold of me, my cocks goes as solid as a rock, I push it against your arse, I glance up to the clock

Have I time to take her, the secretary due at nine, but her pussy looks so tempting though and her arse is so devine

I decide I must risk it all, I can't let this chance go by, I push my cock slowly in, she starts to moan and sigh

Fucking in my school office, is such a risky thing to do, but you look real hot in uniform, I need a go on you

I fuck you hard across my desk, papers hit the floor, the harder I fuck you school girl, the louder you scream for more

You yell out loud in orgasm, as juice runs down your leg, you call me Sir and raise your hips, for my cock I hear you beg

I shoot hot seed deep inside you, we are panting fast and hard, you move to your school bag, you hand to me a card

The front says Happy birthday, I open it real wide, it reads I hope you liked your fuck tonight, but next year I decide

I know you love the school girl look, but we do it every year, let's try something different, to bring you birthday cheer

So next year I'm in charge, it will be a birthday you won't forget, something very kinky, a thing we've not tried yet

Ron

Long hard fuck

There is no time for romance, for love we have no need, I just want your body, I want to dump my seed

Take your clothes off slowly I love your underwear, throw them over there, I want to see you bare

I will kiss you softly, just to get your pussy nice and wet, now I'm gonna fuck you, the best fuck you will get

Throw you down on your bed, spread your legs so wide, get my head between them, stick my tongue inside

Licking with my tongue so hard, with my fingers rammed in deep, your pussy feels so nice and tight but I will make her seep

Trying to get my fist in I've stretched your lips so wide, four fingers in and you are full, well at least I know I tried

Now youve cum and you are wet, it's time to give you cock, I'm going to ride the fuck out of you, I'll ride you around the clock

My throbbing glance slides into you, I start to thrust quite slow, pushing with such intent, our passions start to grow

My veiny shaft is buried deep I'm sucking on you tiits, I move up to your neck I nip you just a bit

Pain and pleasure is the aim, I want to make you buck, then I pull out my dick, it's time for you to suck

My cock slides into your mouth, you cover it with your hungry lips, I start to fuck you in the mouth, I listen to you sip

Your tongue does a magic dance as it skips around my head, then you push me on my back, I'm laying on your bed

You straddle me with purpose, you push my cock into your hole, slowly you start to ride, joint pleasure is your goal

I hold your hips as you rise and fall, I pull hard down on your hips, making sure im hard inside, I wont give up my grip

You start to pick up speed, your head is way tossed back, I roll you onto your knees, I'm right behind your crack

I slide my cock into you, were fucking dogging doggy style, I'm pounding you with everything it only takes a while

I begin to buck and jump, your screaming for your master, hearing it turns me on I try to fuck you faster

You orgasm all on my cock, I'm covered in your juice, I stop fucking and pull out, I wiggle from you loose

I go close to your mouth, I'm starting to have a wank, I watch my spunk shoot straight on your tongue, you swallow and its drank

Ron

Love gun

Be careful babe its loaded, the safety catch ain't on, please dont squeeze the trigger, it's not been fired for so long

Run your hand down its barrel, cup its twin magazines, I've enough ammo for you to start a war, I've shot at you in a dream

You can be my silken holster, a place for it to stay, keep this shooter nice and safe until it's time to play

I could practice being quick on the draw, put him in and out real fast, my hammer on your cliterus, let's see how long you'd last

You could bring him out to polish him, oil him with your juice, make sure he's kept nice and clean, my draw hands nice and loose

So when we have a gunfight, I'm ready with my gun, I'll shoot my ammo anywhere, your face, your tits, your bum

Your be there all shot up, your holster nice full, it looks like you lost the war but at least you gave your all

In the heat of battle, your guns you're only friend, I'm hunting for your orgasm until my ammo ends

Bombs go off around you, as your pussy just explodes, I just need a minute, whilst my gun reloads

Then we can have another war, I'm ready for a fight, get your holster ready, I'm in the mood tonight

Ron

Lace and high heels

You are so very beautiful, your soft and sexy skin, wearing pretty lace for me, my mind runs off to sin

Your feet are in such sexy heels, your tits are wrapped in lace, I look into your lovely eyes, your cute hair just frames your face.

I run my hands up your thighs, I find your shaven cunt, smooth, soft and very moist, for your cliterus I hunt.

I pull down your panties, I kiss your hips and thighs, I look up past your ample tits, I want to see your eyes

Your looks are mesmerising, you have me in a trance, I slowly undo your bra, though the lace your tits enhance

So my sexy sultry girl, I hope this poem makes you smile, think of me when you are wet, if only for a while

So put on your favourite outfit, do whatever turns you on, when your playing with yourself, i hope you think of Ron

Ron

Helping hand

Sitting at your desk at work, the phone ain't stopped today, you wished you were somewhere else, anywhere else with time to play

But at least you're wear your pretty dress, you look cute in the Summers Sun, just the right length to show your legs but cover up your bum

You love the silky material on your legs, its drapes across your skin, you find it quite a turn on, your mind drifts off to sin

Is it imagination or did something stroke your leg, oh let it be your office Imp, inside you start to beg

Yes it is I've come to play, to provide some light relief, so gently spread your legs my sweet, and let me slide off your lacy briefs

You feel your panties sliding off, whilst people ring your phone, office co workers chatting, to them I'm still unknown

I live inside your mind, I'm curled up in your heart, ready to lick and fuck you, we're never far apart

You feel my hands on your thighs, I push up your Summer dress, I'm your dirty office Imp whose needs you cant suppress

You feel my tongue at your ankle, I'm creeping up your inner thigh, you know I'm gonna pleasure you, you let out a quiet sigh

Tongue encircling up your leg, I'm aiming for your cunt, I'm desperate for your cliterus, for juice I'm on the hunt

You position yourself on the chair so I can do all the things I choose, to relieve you of your stressful day, to destroy the workday blues

My fingers part your pussys lips, it's always warm and wet, ready for your office Imp who hasn't touched you yet

Slowly my digits pull and tease your juicy swollen clit, rubbing it and pulling, I flick it for a bit

My fingers go inside your hole, I love your shaven mound, juices running freely, my sexy muse I've found

Finger fucking under the desk, is quite a awkward task, when colleague's always ringing you, with questions they must ask

But you keep your composure, though my tongues now in your lips, flicking, sucking hunting juice, I drink you in small sips

Orgasm getting closer you take off your headset and head off to the loo, I'll be waiting in the stall, my cock it screams for you

I'll bend you over the toilet seat, I'll fuck you from behind, there be no time for gentle, were on the clock this time

Deeper harder fucking, you've cum so hard this time, with a few more pushes I'm finished the release was mine this time

You tidy up your pretty dress, your panties back in their rightful place, you've had your piece of office relief, you've a smile across your face

Sitting back at your desk, your seat is slightly wet, you wonder if your colleagues know, the relief from me you get

Look at them all buzzing around, like some office flies, do they know you've just cum, can they see it in your eyes

For me my job is done, your boredom now is gone, by a few moments of minding fucking from your favourite Ron

Ron

OFFICE TEMP

Sitting at her office desk, the chair person of the board, power suits and expensive underwear is her just real reward.

She is oh so lonely, shes never had loves thrill, it's all about the deadlines or sorting out a deal.

Knock knock on the door, it's the office temp with tea, she looks up to see a man, as hot as one could be.

He places down the cup, he smiles and flicks a wink, how dare the little upstart, was what she began to think.

But she felt a quiver, deep inside her lace covered fanny, last time she felt this twitch was being canned by her old nanny

She ordered him to lock the door, come here, sit right by side, as he sat beside her his hand began to slide.

He put it on her suit covered thigh, she grabbed him on the arm, he pulled away, he placed it back, he oozed a certain charm

He put a hand behind her head he grasped a clump of hair, she tried to fight but he was strong, he pulled her with no care.

Forcing his mouth across hers, he took for his own, he pulled on to the desk, crashing went the phone.

His hands grabbed her buttoned blouse, he tore it open wide, letting him see her lace covered tits, that where heaving deep inside

He scooped a tit out from its cup, he sucked her nipple hard, it stood up to attention, now there's nothing barred

Soon she was topless, he had her at his whim, he ripped off her stockings, he's going for her quim.

With his hand on her chest she was pinned down, she struggled with her might, but he'd already won that war, she had lost this fight.

She felt his fingers enter her, rough digits pushed inside, ramming them in deeper, his hand she was forced to ride

Pushing back with every stroke, her cunt was very wet, she tried to make sure she never cum, it cant be over yet.

Then she heard her undies tear, there goes a hundred Quid, a small price for orgasm, produced by what he did.

Spreading her over the old oak desk, her cunt was his to take, my god she felt an orgasm and this one wont be fake

Raising hips to let him in, his cock was big and thick, stretching her not often used hole, she really needed dick.

He was going hard and deep, he began to pick up speed, if he was aiming for orgasm two, she knows he will succeed

Then he pulled his dick, my god she was so close, he turned over on her front, to start another dose.

But this was no pussy fuck, he's stuck it in her bum, she felt her body shake again, she knew she had cum.

He's fucking her up the arse, she thought she was in charge, but over powered by the temp, whose cock was very large

Banging her so very hard her juice run down her leg, he she asked to suck his cock, in fact he heard her beg

On her knees before him, he put it too her lips, she opened up her painted mouth and deep inside he slips

Pushing slowly down her throat, he nearly made her gag, she pulled away so she could breath, my god she's such a slag

But she didn't have much choice, he was the man in charge, he made her cum at least three time with that cock so very large.

He pushed it back right down her throat he thrust until it cum, he wiped his dick on a pinstripe cloth, I guess it means his done.

He dressed himself and left her there, all used and in a state, better drink your tea madam, before it gets to late

Looking to her very left, a cold cup sat so still, she's been taken by the temp, he took her by his will.

Ron

Bath towel

Oh to be your bath towel, I'd keep you nice and dry, keep you warm whilst you were wet, at least thats what I'd try.

Wrapped around your body, soft against your skin, slowly getting wetter as drying you begins

Run across your body, around yout pretty curves, feeling every inch of you, is more than i deserve

But I'm here for a purpose, I'm here to get you dry, i wont think of how hot you are, well at least my brain will try

But you are so very beautiful, your skins so soft and wet, being your favourite bath towel, is the best job a man could get

Making sure you're nice and dry, from your top to toe, going in the creases where, only my dreams dare go

What a lovely job to have, to get you nice and dry, oh to be your bath towel, i sit, i dream, i sigh

Ron

Hot blood

Warm blood runs down your neck where my teeth sank in, you made the mistake of opening the door and then you waved me in

I saw your veins pulsing, your blood it called my name, once I've fed from you, you'll never be the same

My eyes will hypnotize you, I've put you in a trance, there's no point in fighting me, you really have no chance

My eyes fill with such hunger, it's been quite a while since I've been fed, I saw you quietly sleeping, I watched you in your bed

Now the Sun has gone down, at night time I can play, I creep out of my coffin, then I hunt my prey

So many lonely people most of them full of wine, walking around the streets at night, I love to make them mine

Feeling their life leave them, I love to watch them die, I love to hear them beg and plead, I love it when they cry

I have no feelings, my heart is long since dead, i love to destroy a village, to fill their lives with dread

Taking all the virgins first, their blood it tastes so sweet, delicious and untouched, I really love fresh meat

Garlic cloves wont save you, a cross can't keep us apart, the only way you'll kill me is with a stake right through my heart

My thirst is never saited, my hunger never stops, I love to watch you slowly bleed, I love to lick the drops

Slowly seeping from the holes, blood runs down your pretty skin, now you've been turned by me, your dark life shall begin

We will share forever, we will feed so far and wide, me the lord of the night and you my Vampire bride

Ron