THE KINKY POET

Love gun

Be careful babe its loaded, the safety catch ain't on, please dont squeeze the trigger, it's not been fired for so long

Run your hand down its barrel, cup its twin magazines, I've enough ammo for you to start a war, I've shot at you in a dream

You can be my silken holster, a place for it to stay, keep this shooter nice and safe until it's time to play

I could practice being quick on the draw, put him in and out real fast, my hammer on your cliterus, let's see how long you'd last

You could bring him out to polish him, oil him with your juice, make sure he's kept nice and clean, my draw hands nice and loose

So when we have a gunfight, I'm ready with my gun, I'll shoot my ammo anywhere, your face, your tits, your bum

Your be there all shot up, your holster nice full, it looks like you lost the war but at least you gave your all

In the heat of battle, your guns you're only friend, I'm hunting for your orgasm until my ammo ends

Bombs go off around you, as your pussy just explodes, I just need a minute, whilst my gun reloads

Then we can have another war, I'm ready for a fight, get your holster ready, I'm in the mood tonight

Ron

Lace and high heels

You are so very beautiful, your soft and sexy skin, wearing pretty lace for me, my mind runs off to sin

Your feet are in such sexy heels, your tits are wrapped in lace, I look into your lovely eyes, your cute hair just frames your face.

I run my hands up your thighs, I find your shaven cunt, smooth, soft and very moist, for your cliterus I hunt.

I pull down your panties, I kiss your hips and thighs, I look up past your ample tits, I want to see your eyes

Your looks are mesmerising, you have me in a trance, I slowly undo your bra, though the lace your tits enhance

So my sexy sultry girl, I hope this poem makes you smile, think of me when you are wet, if only for a while

So put on your favourite outfit, do whatever turns you on, when your playing with yourself, i hope you think of Ron

Ron

Helping hand

Sitting at your desk at work, the phone ain't stopped today, you wished you were somewhere else, anywhere else with time to play

But at least you're wear your pretty dress, you look cute in the Summers Sun, just the right length to show your legs but cover up your bum

You love the silky material on your legs, its drapes across your skin, you find it quite a turn on, your mind drifts off to sin

Is it imagination or did something stroke your leg, oh let it be your office Imp, inside you start to beg

Yes it is I've come to play, to provide some light relief, so gently spread your legs my sweet, and let me slide off your lacy briefs

You feel your panties sliding off, whilst people ring your phone, office co workers chatting, to them I'm still unknown

I live inside your mind, I'm curled up in your heart, ready to lick and fuck you, we're never far apart

You feel my hands on your thighs, I push up your Summer dress, I'm your dirty office Imp whose needs you cant suppress

You feel my tongue at your ankle, I'm creeping up your inner thigh, you know I'm gonna pleasure you, you let out a quiet sigh

Tongue encircling up your leg, I'm aiming for your cunt, I'm desperate for your cliterus, for juice I'm on the hunt

You position yourself on the chair so I can do all the things I choose, to relieve you of your stressful day, to destroy the workday blues

My fingers part your pussys lips, it's always warm and wet, ready for your office Imp who hasn't touched you yet

Slowly my digits pull and tease your juicy swollen clit, rubbing it and pulling, I flick it for a bit

My fingers go inside your hole, I love your shaven mound, juices running freely, my sexy muse I've found

Finger fucking under the desk, is quite a awkward task, when colleague's always ringing you, with questions they must ask

But you keep your composure, though my tongues now in your lips, flicking, sucking hunting juice, I drink you in small sips

Orgasm getting closer you take off your headset and head off to the loo, I'll be waiting in the stall, my cock it screams for you

I'll bend you over the toilet seat, I'll fuck you from behind, there be no time for gentle, were on the clock this time

Deeper harder fucking, you've cum so hard this time, with a few more pushes I'm finished the release was mine this time

You tidy up your pretty dress, your panties back in their rightful place, you've had your piece of office relief, you've a smile across your face

Sitting back at your desk, your seat is slightly wet, you wonder if your colleagues know, the relief from me you get

Look at them all buzzing around, like some office flies, do they know you've just cum, can they see it in your eyes

For me my job is done, your boredom now is gone, by a few moments of minding fucking from your favourite Ron

Ron

OFFICE TEMP

Sitting at her office desk, the chair person of the board, power suits and expensive underwear is her just real reward.

She is oh so lonely, shes never had loves thrill, it's all about the deadlines or sorting out a deal.

Knock knock on the door, it's the office temp with tea, she looks up to see a man, as hot as one could be.

He places down the cup, he smiles and flicks a wink, how dare the little upstart, was what she began to think.

But she felt a quiver, deep inside her lace covered fanny, last time she felt this twitch was being canned by her old nanny

She ordered him to lock the door, come here, sit right by side, as he sat beside her his hand began to slide.

He put it on her suit covered thigh, she grabbed him on the arm, he pulled away, he placed it back, he oozed a certain charm

He put a hand behind her head he grasped a clump of hair, she tried to fight but he was strong, he pulled her with no care.

Forcing his mouth across hers, he took for his own, he pulled on to the desk, crashing went the phone.

His hands grabbed her buttoned blouse, he tore it open wide, letting him see her lace covered tits, that where heaving deep inside

He scooped a tit out from its cup, he sucked her nipple hard, it stood up to attention, now there's nothing barred

Soon she was topless, he had her at his whim, he ripped off her stockings, he's going for her quim.

With his hand on her chest she was pinned down, she struggled with her might, but he'd already won that war, she had lost this fight.

She felt his fingers enter her, rough digits pushed inside, ramming them in deeper, his hand she was forced to ride

Pushing back with every stroke, her cunt was very wet, she tried to make sure she never cum, it cant be over yet.

Then she heard her undies tear, there goes a hundred Quid, a small price for orgasm, produced by what he did.

Spreading her over the old oak desk, her cunt was his to take, my god she felt an orgasm and this one wont be fake

Raising hips to let him in, his cock was big and thick, stretching her not often used hole, she really needed dick.

He was going hard and deep, he began to pick up speed, if he was aiming for orgasm two, she knows he will succeed

Then he pulled his dick, my god she was so close, he turned over on her front, to start another dose.

But this was no pussy fuck, he's stuck it in her bum, she felt her body shake again, she knew she had cum.

He's fucking her up the arse, she thought she was in charge, but over powered by the temp, whose cock was very large

Banging her so very hard her juice run down her leg, he she asked to suck his cock, in fact he heard her beg

On her knees before him, he put it too her lips, she opened up her painted mouth and deep inside he slips

Pushing slowly down her throat, he nearly made her gag, she pulled away so she could breath, my god she's such a slag

But she didn't have much choice, he was the man in charge, he made her cum at least three time with that cock so very large.

He pushed it back right down her throat he thrust until it cum, he wiped his dick on a pinstripe cloth, I guess it means his done.

He dressed himself and left her there, all used and in a state, better drink your tea madam, before it gets to late

Looking to her very left, a cold cup sat so still, she's been taken by the temp, he took her by his will.

Ron

Bath towel

Oh to be your bath towel, I'd keep you nice and dry, keep you warm whilst you were wet, at least thats what I'd try.

Wrapped around your body, soft against your skin, slowly getting wetter as drying you begins

Run across your body, around yout pretty curves, feeling every inch of you, is more than i deserve

But I'm here for a purpose, I'm here to get you dry, i wont think of how hot you are, well at least my brain will try

But you are so very beautiful, your skins so soft and wet, being your favourite bath towel, is the best job a man could get

Making sure you're nice and dry, from your top to toe, going in the creases where, only my dreams dare go

What a lovely job to have, to get you nice and dry, oh to be your bath towel, i sit, i dream, i sigh

Ron

Hot blood

Warm blood runs down your neck where my teeth sank in, you made the mistake of opening the door and then you waved me in

I saw your veins pulsing, your blood it called my name, once I've fed from you, you'll never be the same

My eyes will hypnotize you, I've put you in a trance, there's no point in fighting me, you really have no chance

My eyes fill with such hunger, it's been quite a while since I've been fed, I saw you quietly sleeping, I watched you in your bed

Now the Sun has gone down, at night time I can play, I creep out of my coffin, then I hunt my prey

So many lonely people most of them full of wine, walking around the streets at night, I love to make them mine

Feeling their life leave them, I love to watch them die, I love to hear them beg and plead, I love it when they cry

I have no feelings, my heart is long since dead, i love to destroy a village, to fill their lives with dread

Taking all the virgins first, their blood it tastes so sweet, delicious and untouched, I really love fresh meat

Garlic cloves wont save you, a cross can't keep us apart, the only way you'll kill me is with a stake right through my heart

My thirst is never saited, my hunger never stops, I love to watch you slowly bleed, I love to lick the drops

Slowly seeping from the holes, blood runs down your pretty skin, now you've been turned by me, your dark life shall begin

We will share forever, we will feed so far and wide, me the lord of the night and you my Vampire bride

Ron

Gang bang

Three tight holes and five large cocks, what's a girl to do, how does Five go into three, I've got some maths for you.

You are on bended knee, surrounded by hard dick, all require sucking, the biggest one is massive he  just gets a lick

You take one in each hand, one goes between your lips, hands running everywhere, several grabbing tits

Each takes a turn to use your mouth, your sucking on hard skin, then they take you to the bed, to let the fun begin

Pinned down by desperate hands, each man waits his turn, to put their dicks inside you, for pussy their all yearn.

Cock in cunt, one up your arse, some just get a wank, you are the star of the show, it's you they have to thank

Men slamming every hole, juice and lube abound, skin on skin slapping, your screams they are so loud

Being pulled left and right, each man wants his go, you've cum so much, the sheets are stained, the mess is all on show

Sweat and juices run down your skin, their ready to shoot their cum, he takes his dick out your cunt, one from out your bum

You find yourself back on your knees, each man he starts to pull, one by one they shoot their load, you're covered in their drool

White drips all over you, your gang bang has been fun, your pussy's soaked in seamen, there's lube still in your bum

Tonight you were the main event, you've been a porno star, the director said with a cunt like that, in films you will go far

So now you get yourself cleaned up its quiet on the set, you dont want to be a star, you did it for a bet

Ron

Mind blown

Laying in my bed last night, I could scarcely believe my eyes, there was a pretty lady, with a huge surprise

Laying sexy and naked, she began to put on a show, stroking herself for me, she started nice and slow

I watched her lick her fingers, I saw hunger in her eyes, my eyes fixed on her fingers as it slid down to my prize

Gently spreading petals, I could clearly see inside the rose, camera up so nice and tight, her pussy brushed my nose

Glinting in the pale light, I see her wet and dewy shine, begging I was with you, dreaming you were mine

Fingers slowly circling like a Shark does to its prey, waiting for the right time to strike, I watch you start to play

Everything was silent we could not share a word, all we had was gestures but our feelings could be heard

I hope you see how amazed I was, the fire in my eyes, how desperately I wanted to hear your means and sighs

Pushing fingers in so deep, I watched you as you wank, my god I was excited, it's you I have to thank

Looking at you stroke your tits, or rub cream around your skin, my heart was pounding through me, I was desperate for your sin

Then you turned and showed your arse, It got a sexy stroke, fingers playing with it, through the phone your passion spoke

All the time my eyes could not leave, hypnotized by your shape and curves, I'm honoured that you did this for me, it's more than I deserve

Its was such a buzz to watch you, to see you was so hot, it made me feel a man again, believe it's true or not.

Looking at you play for me, was the greatest show, I had to write this poem, I had to let you know

Looking at you touch yourself, was by far a sexual thing but looking into your pretty eyes made my heart just sing

So thank you my sweet lady, for last nights amazing show, I adored every second and i thought that you should know

Ron

CENTER FOLD 

Your legs go on forever, a Queen across the page, now we have the internet, you’re sadly no longer all the rage

Your glossy look, a page of silk, laying on my bed, you’ve been hidden I’m my wardrobe, gone clean right out my head

Countless times I’ve looked at you, sometimes to have a wank, quietly whilst my parents slept, I’d quickly pull my plank

Looking at your Sun kissed curves, your pussy’s curly hair, now days they are bald, mostly shaven there

But pubes were exciting, it hide your glory hole, turn the pages quickly, to see it wide my goal

No one ever read your name, or cared for your point of view, just sit staring at your muff, is all I liked to do

Stroking your pages gently, in my mind it was your skin, dreaming you were only mine and you were made for sin.

I smile thinking of the years gone by, to my Center fold I thank, for many years of service and the times you helped me wank

So now times have changed, I’m grown up and no longer are you sin, with one last glance I roll you up and toss you in the bin

Ron

Fragile heart

Be careful how you hold it, just rest it in your hand, grip to tight and it will break, like castles made of sand

It may have rough edges, it's been broke many times before, shattered like a mirror, a million pieces on the floor

Once its broke to repair it, takes some tears and time, that time is full of heartache but one day it will be fine

So if I give you this special gift, you must feed it love and care, guard it and protect it, this gift I gives so rare

For in this world there's only one, of course it is my heart, I've given it to you right now, though you've owned it from the from the start

They say true love runs deep, it fills your very soul, so I give to you my fragile heart, this heart I give you whole

Please treat it gently, from the moment that you wake, care for it so tenderly, oh please don't let it break

Ron