THE KINKY POET

Dive right in

Come baby go for it, I've spread them open wide, get your head between my thighs, get your tongue inside

Probe around, lick and flick, use your tongue to fuck, pull on my cliterus, i love it when you suck

Don't try to be gentle, i love it hard and very fast, make me hang on orgasms edge, see how long you make me last

Make my pussy nice and wet, get your fingers in my groove, there's always room for another digit, i love the way they move

Gliding in, thrusting hard, push them in real deep, slide a digit up my arse, you'll make my pussy seep

Pound my slit with your fist, get your knuckles in, come on baby take me hard, tonights the night for sin

Make me scream, i want to moan, i don't care if you split my skin, just take me anyway you like,  just come on, dive right in

Ron

A handmaiden's guide to self pleasure

Take a nice relaxing bath, turn your lights down low, pick up an erotic poem, it will tell you where to go

Run your hands everywhere, learn what makes you tick, because sometimes you'll get randy and there be no tongue or dick

Learn how you react to pain, give your nipples a little pinch, twist them until you cant take no more, but dont let it make you flinch

Make your pussy nice and moist, slide a finger deep inside, learn how many can you fit in, at least you know you've tried

Some pussy's stretch real wide, yours might be small and tight, make sure you're very relaxed, you cant be tense tonight

Running circles around and round or just rubbing on your clit, learn what works best for you, alternate it for a bit

You need to know what works for you, you want to make you cum, dont forget the other hole, use a finger up your bum

Yes I know that sounds bad, you may think you're not that sort of girl, I bet you find you love it, just give it a whirl

So know you've learned your bodies parts, the buttons of which to press, there are other things you can do, try on your favourite dress

Wearing sexy undies or roll playing maybe your game, you can do this for yourself the effects will be the same

But most of all the important thing and that my sweets your brain, it can take you to anywhere just board your erotic train

Pick a destination where do you want to fuck, how many people are all over you, just simply try your luck

Now dear maiden you have learned, how nice it is to wank, I hope my poem helped you, there is no need to thank

Ron

Freaks come out at night

The Sun sets on a normal day, then the freaks come out to play, those who like a touch of pain, those who love to be used as prey

Tie them up and whip them, let the whip tear into flesh, new marks on old scars, you got to keep them fresh

Nipples pulled, tweaked and clamped, some adorned with chains with weight, food eat off their bodies, a pussy is my plate

Masks to restrict the breathing, you may only have a tube, implements in every whole, all loosened with some lube

PVC or Leather, maybe wrapped in silk or some pretty Lace, outfits of a character, games played at the master's pace

Some like hot wax, i guess it depends upon your kink, they outside world dont understand, who cares just what they think

Because they think you are a freak, who likes to play at night, doesn't mean you are weird, you know they're far from right

Your kink is your way of life, it's a need, a drive, a goal, you need this to feel complete, it helps to feed your soul

Ron

Dream lover

I dream of making love with you, to share a love so right, bodies entwined in ecstasy, as our passions wings take flight

To feel your body pressed in mine, like a hand inside a glove, a perfect fit from heaven, a special kind of love

Laying like a pair of spoons, i get to gently kiss your nape, whilst your head is resting on my arm, just let your body drape

Flowing across the bed, like a seductive water fall, blended perfectly in my arms, to me you give your all

Your pretty eyes, the perfect lips, there's heaven in their taste, your curves are so inviting, i wrap a arm around your waist

Then you turn and look up at me, i love to see your face, feeling the love within your eyes, your smiles so full of grace

Kind, caring and sexy, who could ask for more, you live deep within my heart, i feel you in my core

Everything about you seems to have been made you seem right for me, every single part of you, just sets my passions free

From holding hands to making love and everything in between, we've shared all there is to share, if only in my dream

Ron

The perfect kiss

Hearts start racing faster, the closer to her lips i get, I've waited for this moment, I'm so excited yet

What if i get it wrong, we've never kissed before, god please let me get this right, i pray she wants some more

Her bodies getting closer, we're holding hand in hand, i bet she can hear my heart, it sounds like a big brass band

I can feel it beating through my chest, i can feel the pounding in my ears, please let me get this right, I've waited for so many years

We grew up on the same estate, I've always had a thing for you, I've always tried to act real cool, but i prayed you'd see it too

Now here we are in a club, talking about our younger years, I'm feeling quite brave now, i guess that is the beers

I know I've kissed girls before, but she was my secret crush, i just want to get this right, i don't want to seem to rush

We are so very close, we are almost face to face, i can feel your skins heat we are that close, it's time to pick up pace

At last my lips brush yours, a secret yearning done, all i could think about, was "Get in there my son"

Her taste was amazing, she was the sweetest wine, well worth the years of waiting, now her lips were mine

She pushed her tongue past my lips, our tongues did the erotic dance, my hands traced up her back, i was lost in a hypnotic trance

We left together the club that night, since then she's been in my life, she was and is still the perfect kiss, my pretty sexy wife

Ron

Sadly this couldn't be further than the truth my life of 22 years dumped me the moment i was in hospital paralyzed, bless her but hey we can all dream

Arrogant arsehole

Well are you gonna suck my cock, it wont suck itself, i picked you out in the club tonight, bitch i pulled you off the shelf

Come on get on your knees, don't think I'm staying for the night, i paid for the taxi home, you better do it right

That's it take it down, i want to hear you wretch and gag, then you can get out your clothes, so i can get a shag

I bet you can't believe your luck, to pull a bloke as fit as me, i can't believe I'm doing you, i should charge you a fucking fee

Fucking a girl of your age, your only just younger than my mum, i hope this fuck is worth the hassle, you better take it up the bum

Alright stop sucking now, take your clothes off and get on your back, she may not be a model but at least she's got a crack

It's better than having to wank myself, i won't have to clear the mess, I'll just think of the barmaid, I would have fucked her I'll confess

Come on, come on spread your legs, lets gets this bunkup done, i hope her pussy's nice and tight at least it'll help me cum

Once I've dumped my load in this, i can fuck off home, then try to keep it secret, tell the boys, i was on my own

A few more pumps i was done, i shot it on her tits, i guess she was a 5 out of 10, she had some nice firm bits

Now I'm dressed and in the cab, my deed for her is done, gutted i bought her drinks all night long, she wouldn't take it up her bum

But i guess it did her a favor, something to tell her friends, how she pulled a stud last night, my reputation never ends

Ron

Sadly the male of the species at our worst, sorry boys will all know one

Fuck One word so many meanings

God its such a magic word, it means so many thing, from sex to just go away, if you add some little things

Let us start with FUCK OFF it conveys just how you feel, telling the world you've had enough or things are getting real

Then we have NO FUCKING WAY the words of disbelief, when people are talking bullshit or simply giving grief

When making love lacks romance, the FUCK can be for fun, sometimes done by strangers, who part when it is done

Sometimes its just hardcore, you FUCK her with full force, pounding like a mad man, until desires run it's course

FUCK YOU MAN with a fingered gesture, can show you're real pissed off, its extension of the early one, a version of FUCK OFF

Then you extend the word itself, FUCKING is so great, brings you to having sex, of FUCKING around with your mate

So I'd like to thank the person, who produced a word like FUCK, you gave us so many options, where other words just suck

Ron

Huge fuck up

Oh that would be lovely, thank you for a lovely drink, it seemed an innocent gesture, not so much now that's what i think

I woke up in a dark room, I'm chained tight to a bed, i can here voices outside the door, I've a pounding in my head

I should have known it was to go to be true, a stunning girl bought me a drink, now I'm cold and petrified i feel I'm on the brink

On the brink of something bad, I'm a prisoner in a cell, no way of getting loose, no body i can tell

Oh shit the noises have stopped, someone's coming through the door, i pray that they dont kill me, what the fuck am i here for

Light bursts into the room, i squint to see my captives face, its the girl from the club last night, my heart begins to race

She's dressed up in PVC, she has high boots and holds a whip, she stands there and stares at me, one hand upon her hip

With a flick of her wrist the whip goes crack, i pull back awash with fear, she leans in very close and whispers in my ear

"Welcome to my world of pain, be prepared to get real hurt, I'm in charge of you now, you dirty little squirt"

Then she asked me questions, am i single or a family man, i told her i was single, i tried to act like I was a man

But inside i was shaking, the fear began to grow, would i ever get out from this, the answer i did not know

"So you are a single man, no partner in your life, no one to miss you then, there will be no grieving wife"

I gulped now really scared, I'm sure I'm gonna die, tears rolled down face, as i just began to cry

Then the door burst open, i heard a voice i knew so well, it belonged to my girlfriend and she was mad as hell

She was screaming right in my face, saying i was singles such a lie, i tried to say i was saying anything, i didn't want to die

But i knew i was busted, she explained it was a sting, a set up to see if I'd take a drink, whilst my girlfriend wore my ring

She told me it was over, she threw the handcuff key and ring on the floor, both girls stormed out of the room, i was alone again once more

I guess it's what i deserved, for hunting for a piece of spare, boys if a girl offers you a drink, just remember and take care

It might be a loyalty test, your girl might have set up a sting, my advice is play whilst your single, then get your girl a ring

Ron

Curves

The simple sway of the hips, makes a boys mind flip, the thought of her body, makes your mouth start to drip

A need to trace the sexy curves, to run wild upon her skin, the thought of her naked, drives my mind to sin

Boobs bouncy up and down, flesh pushed upon your face, a curvy girl astride you, there is no better place

Attitude is sexy, confidence and grace is the key, give me some curves any day, a big girl will do for me

Soft and oh so cuddly, you snuggle nice and tight, the beauty of their body, is plainly in your sight

The more cushion is always a better pushin, that is what they say, I'd choose a bigger girl, with whom I'd like to play

So on this day of appreciation, I'd like to shout out loud, bigger girls are sexy, i hope you all are proud

Ron

Plus size girl appreciation day. Enjoy ladies. Inspired by blogs from Juicy Jess and Big Bubbles

Love and light ladies

Ron xx

Juicy

Moist wet and juicy, i love to spread your waiting lips, slide my tongue inside you, to take some little sips

Run my tongue around your clit, dance around your bud, pull on her with my teeth, she's engorged with passions blood

Feel her getting wetter, as your juice runs past my lips, there's nothing i love better, then when I've got you by the hips

Pulling you down tight on my face, your juice i cannot waste, licking, probing, sucking, i vary depth and pace

Anything to make you cum, to get your juice's my goal, anything for a taste of her,  I'd even sell  my soul

I'm addicted to your pussy, i have a desperate need to taste your juice, i need a shot of your ecstasy, please let your passion loose

Give me your loving drug, i want to feel you in my veins, ride on the wave of ecstasy, for as long as the high remains

Soft, wet and juicy, your cunt just screams my name, i adore every lick i get, it's my favourite bedtime game

To say it's only bed time, it's not really close to true at all, I'd tongue you any time, i wait to get your call

A simple text, a little sign, just let me know you want my tongue, I'd be there in an instant, though i cant walk, i swear I'd run

Anything to get between your thighs, to get you nice and wet, a chance to drink your pussy's juice, a dream i can't forget

So here i am ready, just waiting for your booty call, saying that you want my tongue, then to you I'll give my all

Ron