THE KINKY POET

Drugged

Oh my mind is fuzzy, I'm having real trouble just to think, all i can remember from last night is a girl bought me a drink

How did i get here, why am i in a strangers room, she must of brought me here, at least i must presume

Where are all my clothes gone, why am i naked on this bed, god i just cant think straight, whats wrong with my head

I must go to the bathroom, I'm struggling to stand up, i only had a single drink, I'm sure i had one sup

What happened to the gorgeous girl, she came right up yo flirt, she even stroked my chest i think, I'm sure she felt my shirt

Why cant i remember, shit where's my jacket too, I'm naked and has to where i am, i haven't got a clue

Shall i ring the front desk, surely someone saw us come in last night, maybe they can explain what went on, help me get it right

Did we have sex last night, i cant remember if we had a fuck, i remember she was stunning and i could not believe my luck

Shit I've been drugged and robbed, I've such a pounding head, i should have used my brain last night but i followed my dick instead

I guess it kinda serves me right, but how will i explain, I'll tell the wife i got robbed on the midnight train

She thought i was working late but i crept out to find a fuck, instead i got drugged and robbed just my fucking luck

So now I'm cold and naked, how can i get some clothes, i cant go home wrapped up in a sheet, straight away she'll know

Ron

Lightsaber night

I've got out my lightsaber, look at its massive size, what do you think Princess, are you filled with great surprise

Would you like to hold it, perhaps swing it to and throw, if you ask me nicely, I'll let you have a go

Look at it glowing red, not all but just the tip, i keep it in my holster, held down with a velcro zip

Would you like to feel my force, in the darkside we can play, i know you like Han Solo but I'm dressed as Darth today

Put away you blaster, there's no need for us to fight, just take this dark lord by the hand and lead him to the light

We could rule the universe, a blend of dark and light, i love it when we have dress up sex, i love our starwars night

Ron

Just a silly poem to make the boys laugh and the girls roll their eyes....sorry ladies 

Boobs

God ya got to love em, no matter what the size, i just cant stop staring, when they're put before my eyes

Big and round, soft and small, some stay in place some bounce, to me they are so wonderful, I'd weigh them by the ounce

They're great when you're tired, you can simply rest your head, snuggle up so cozy, when there's a pair laid in your bed

And they come with nipples, to me the greatest toy, you can suck, flick and pierce them, how i hate to be a boy

If i had my own boobs, I'd never put my puppy's down, I'd always be so happy, you'd never see me frown

I'd bounce them up and down, I'd swing them to and throw, i guess I'm obsessed with tits, in case you didn't know

Gods greatest gift to man, his greatest creation to us by far, then woman went and bettered it, she made the Lacey bra

A cup to craddle them, to keep them safe from harm, to tease boys of all ages, they have a magic charm

Boys want to spring that clip, to set the love globes free, this want will last forever, just take a look at me

Ron

The party

Welcome to the party, just step right through the door, just take your clothes off where you like, just throw them on the floor

Have a peek in all the rooms, find what is your taste or try a bit of everything, take your time there is no haste

Most of the rooms are dark, just feel your way around, if i were you I'd get on my knees its safer on the ground

Crawl over bodies until you find someone to fuck, most girls do everything, a few just like to suck

There is only a simple rule, you never give your name, its our only house rule, if you want to play this game

Right I'll leave you to it, each room has a description on the door, dont go in one if its not your thing, there's always plenty more

After a quick look around i slide inside a darkened room, the air was so full of sex, it smelt like a perfume

Bodies writhing everywhere a sea of sex and sin, i took a breath to contain myself, then i jumped right in

Pussy and tits were everywhere, i even felt some ass, a man offered me a blow job i politely had to pass

I said to him no thanks, I'm not that sort of guy, he told me he was hetro but he wanted at least one try

This was a crazy party, such a huge mix and match, people fucking strangers, ladies eating snatch

I sat and watched this lady as, she let another ear her, i dont know how i got here, i only brought their Pizza

Ron

Late at night

Its late at night I'm all alone, the there's a ping upon my phone, it says i am watching you and i know your all alone

I sit up instantly i reach to turn on my bedroom light, if this is some kind of joke its frightened me tonight

Ping it goes off again, the messege simply read, i love watching you alone, when you're laying in your bed

I love to watch you shower, I've even seen you fuck, who is your boyfriend, does he own that truck

Panic flew over me, how did they know these things, they knew about my boyfriend and other secret things

At first i thought it must be him, just playing a stupid prank, but then the phone pinged again, my heart just really sank

It read, i love your nightie, i love the colour red, why dont you slip it off, lay naked on your bed

I dragged all my covers up, my eyes burst out my head, how can they see me, they're watching me in bed

I scanned my room everywhere I'm sure I'm all alone, then it went ping again, another message on my phone

There's no point in hiding, well i guess your gonna try, but tonight I'm coming for you, tonight your gonna die

I let out a single scream then something caught my eye, a green light on my laptop was flashing and i didn't know quite why

Then it came into my head, some bastards hacked my cam, they watching me through it, i read some where they can

I went to the laptop i slammed it closed so tight, take that you fucking arsehole, I'll end your show tonight

The phone made one more ping, i guess you have me foiled, but I'll find another way, my fun with you aint spoiled

Ron

Your Hood

Hiding beneath your soft wet hood, is your pretty Pearl, sitting there so flushed with lust, she is a hungry girl

I watch you as you slide around the floor, like a Cobra in a dance, I cant take my eyes off you, I'm locked up in a trance

Your hips are rolling up and down, I see your clit hood shine, I want to pull you closer, I want to make you mine

But touching isnt on the cards, this is a game for you, teasing at a distance, for me it's just a view

I'm sitting in my wheelchair, your writhing on the floor, gently playing with your hood, I beg you show me more

Slowly you spread your legs, revealing your glistening lips, you put a finger deep inside, then brush juice on your lips

You're sucking your finger clean, I ask you for a suck, you totally ignore my plea and simply start to fuck

Fingers crashing on your hood, your inside your cunt so deep, you've almost got a fist in, I can see your pussy seep

Your moves are mesmerising, your grinding oh so very slow, I love to watch you wanking, I really love the show

I hear you making moans and sighs, your eyes are shut real tight, I wonder what your thinking, as your cum tonight

You pick up speed you start to buck, I can see your gonna cum, now it is a sure thing, you've put a finger in your bum

That seems to do the trick, Orgasm comes real quick, God I hate my wheelchair I miss a working dick

But you make things so visual, I can fuck you in my head, at least I get to eat you, when we're in our bed

Thank you for your Cobras dance, it was such a awesome show, can I just lick your fingers, before you have to go

Ron

Sex Alien

What planet do you come from, my goddess in the bed, where did you learn to do that thing, whilst you gave me head

The way your body contorts, your skin so soft, so smooth, the taste of you is out of this world, when my tongue was in your groove

Electricity passes through me, i swear you read my mind, as I'm thinking things, we're doing something of the kind

From gentle kissing then to full hardcore, you know just what i need, your pussy is such an expert, when you're milking off my seed

You cant be a human, you've come from somewhere in the stars, a sex allien sent down to examine me, i bet you come from Mars

You seem to know every trick, your like the Karmasutra come to life, if you weren't an alien, I'd take you for my wife

I don't know why i was chose, to be the one you test, I'm sure there's better out there, specimens who are best

But I'm not complaining, I'll show what earth men are worth, live long and prosper and welcome to our earth

Ron

Sex robot

At last came my delivery, I've got my perfect girl, she's just the perfect height for me, I'm so happy you can tell

I take off her wrapping, i find anf flick her switch, her eyes instantly come alive, she gives a little twitch

Her eyes are so beautiful, they see into my soul, she is my very special girl, my special A.I. doll

Her tits are just perfect, the size i love the best, i picked out her dimensions and the makers do the rest

Guaranteed to love me, a girl who won't talk back, she will do all i ask, always waiting on her back

I can pick her outfits, i ordered all her slutty clothes, i keep her in my wardrobe, where no one ever goes

I bring her out when I'm alone, her open lips are mine, i switch her to sucking mode, she really is devine

Her legs are so flexible, there's not a position she cant make, she's allways accessible, for the hole i want to take

Who needs a woman, this sex robot is my special friend, she'll love me forever, so now my heart will mend

No more broken hearts, no more pain of being on my own, i found a love so wonderful, i found her on my phone

She comes from across the sea, i ordered her online, now I've taken delivery, I've company all the time

Ron

Route 69

Sunshine blazing in the sky, top down on the car, travelling down route 69, were going prettt far

You place your hand on my leg, you give my cock a flick, instantly it responds, stop playing with my dick

I'm trying to steer the car, your gonna make me crash, babe put your tits away, you know i love a flash

I can pull over, there must be a place for us to stop and kiss, we can have a little play, if that is your wish

Babe pull your skirt back down, pull your panties up, stop pushing your fingers in, oh fuck, let me have a sup

Im trying to watch the road, as you brush my lips, i can taste your nectar, you let me take a sip

Now I'm sucking on your fingers, you feed me pussy juice, then you unzip my flies now my cock is loose

With cars that are passing by, some driver's in his truck, they can see right in our car, as you start to suck

One hand on the steering wheel, one grasping in your hair, i glance to the right of me, i can see a driver stare

He puts his thumb up, then the fuckers got his phone, i try to cover up my face, whilst she sucks my bone

I pull off the highway, we pull into a quiet spot, i try to pull you to me, you laugh and say "nope that is your lot"

I want to fuck you, you wont listen to my pleas, you only want to rev me up, you dirty little tease

I'm left frustrated, that sexy horny bitch of mine, no more than a blow job, whilst on route 69

Ron

Chained to me

Come to your master, sit back on bended knees, let me put your collar on, I'll lead you were I please

Walk you down main street, for all the world to see, you are my Submissive and you belong to me

You will learn to walk to heal, you must be my bitch, if you ever miss behave, you'll get a little switch

A switch made of the thinnest cane, it's designed to make you sting, you will get it constantly until you learn everything

I'd lead you into a park, because I need to fuck, I'll take leaning up a tree, or my cock I'll make you suck

Your collars made of leather, but soft along your skin, I'll teach you to obey me, so now your training will begin

You will wear no panties, so I can take you when I please, or sit and watch you finger yourself, for me you'll be a tease

Dress up when I want it, in Leather, P.V C, or Lace, let me shoot my spunk on you, to cum across your face

Your collar can't come off, it shows the world your mine, I will call on you when I choose, I'll fuck you anytime

In your cunt or in your mouth, I might even choose your bum, you will give me access to use you till I cum

Bondage straps and dildos, a array of sexual things, paddles and a bull whips, all thing designed to sting

Whelts across you soft white cheeks, clamps upon your tits, candles lay close at hand, hot wax to burn a bit

All these things await you, but my collar you must wear, be ready when I desire, I want to find you there.

Ron