Short post about how I'm a ditz sometimes.
You know those body mark temporary tattoo pens? We have a bunch of them. Now I have used them for the kind of, draw art on yourself, aesthetic purpose they're advertised for, but mostly it's because Sir likes to write things like Spank me and cum slut on my person and I like it when he does.
Anyway these pens usually wash off in a couple days, less with a really dedicated scrubbing. (Not that I'm giving them one I'm at home who gives a shit if I keep Property of Sir on my thighs?) After a few normal showers they do start to fade, so this is where me being ditzy comes in.
I get out of the shower, I'm drying off and I notice this.... odd red spot on my butt. And I'm thinking "What the heck is that? Did I bump into something and forget?"
I shit you not I spent probably ten to fifteen minutes angling around in the mirror trying to get a clearer look at the butt smudge before I figured it out.
Sir drew a heart on my ass the other day.
I am an idiot.
That is all.
