6 years ago. April 12, 2018 at 6:24 PM
Unwanted dick pics: The sarcastic little shits guide to responding.
Copy picture into a new message.
Give a detailed review of the entire penis: Length, width, shape, localized hair grooming, overall appearance, how it might look in a swimsuit, score in an imaginary juggling event, twenty-second answer to an overly complicated political question, etc.
Thank the sender for submitting his penis for review. His final score will be tallied at the end of the competition.
Send reply message.
If I receive an unwanted penis picture anywhere I assume they must want to know what I think of it, so there you go.