Tersely Pertinent

I know, I know, I know....

It seems like I haven't been around here much.  Not Blogging or doing much in the forums (don't even get me started about the chat room), but I have been here, keeping an eye on things as it were.

I've just been doing real life shit. Cleaning and seeing to cats and things like that.    But I did want to take the time to thank those that have reached out to me to see if I was ok and wondering what the living fuck was going on.

Mainly is has been;

Cleaning my fucking Workroom

With all the projects I had been doing (including doing a small shelving unit for DVDS), I had a couple of inches of sawdust and paint stuff and tools all lying about.   Then the wife decided she is going to get a floor loom and stacked the hall with all kinds of shit she wanted stored down in the workroom. 

So that meant reorganizing the shelves there (what do you mean just tossing shit on a shelf and calling it good is not organization?) and then she bought 3 cases of wine that has be stored down there (yes it is her wine cellar too.   But that is ok, I made a cat pan room out of the original wine cellar so who would blame her) and that had to be all put away.   

But it also gave me some time to do man stuff:  I got to screw all my charging basses to the wall.   That cleared up a good deal of room.    Got rid of an old hardwire network switch that the original house owners put in but we didn't ever use.  Clipping those wires was fun.

Still not finished but am now worn my ass out.    You know that feeling being the guy in a FMF threesum with two straight girls?   Very satisfied but, goddamn that was a lot of work

You know, I enjoy the Cage.     I love talking to the various people here and getting insights on how they feel about things and how they see things.    I just wish people treated me the same way.

I try to keep things light hearted and be be respectful on how they work within the lifestyle.   

But for fuck's sake, don't get all pissy about how I feel about Brats.      I have stated my viewpoint again, and again, and again, and again.    I've had a bit over 25 years watching the brat evolution and, frankly I am unimpressed.   

Now if that is what you want to do, fine.   Be yourself.   But don't do it around me and expect me to keep my mouth shut.    

One of the reason's I quit going to the chat room here is because there were those that thought it was cute to be "bratty" to me there and when I slammed them down, they got all pissy.   It isn't worth going back.

Don't make me do the same things on the forums.    

in your Bed?

I am just taking an informal poll, as I had an interesting discussion with some vanilla friends.  We were talking about sex and they wanted to know about the more kinky things we do.    Now kinky to these guys is like cowgirl fucking.    

So when describing various antics, they were asking how you did that in bed.    This, of course, led me to a realization:  I could not remember the last time I had fucked in bed.    

So I was wondering if this happened to others in the lifestyle.    Is your bed just for sleeping or do you have sex in it?

Discuss:

<blink blink>

it seems I have forgotten what it was I was going to say

but believe me it was Vastly Important

VASTLY!!

and I will tell you all, as soon as I can remember it.

I think.

Wait!   

I remember now!

Nope. 

That wasn't it.

Never mind.

fuck.   I hate it when that happens.

Goddamnit

mutherfucker  

So there you are, s types:

You are about to unbuckle his belt and 

get his schlong out to suck it dry

So my question to you is:

Do you prefer

Zippers

or

Button flys?

If you are sending Dick Pics, other than this:

Then you aren't doing things right.

Just stop.

No really,

Stop

No one wants to see that shit.

(if you send the above to someone and they get it without googling, then you have found a keeper)

Class Dismissed

Look guys (and I use the term loosely) , 

Just stop already with the crap of telling subs they must call you "Sir".

That shit never works and just makes you look more like a dumbass than you already do (and frankly you don't need anymore help with that).    The experienced subs are going to tell you to fuck off and the inexperienced ones are going to find out they don't have to.     

So just keep that crap to yourself and trying earning it, moron.    It isn't hard really.  Course you have to be honest and know what the living fuck you are talking about, so it may be harder than you like.

Overall, quit being a shitfuck and do something else.

Glad we had this discussion.   

Dismissed 

Nothing to see here.

Someone else posted a blog with a nifty new font and I wanted to see if it was for everyone or just them

So I got me a new little bitch in my life!

Everyone, Meet Molly:

Cute lil cunt, isn't she?

(gives great head as you can see)

Been needing someone to help me model this new project I have been working on.  Since I created my Steampunk flogger, I had some leftover bling and thought it might look nice on a collar.   I also had a great deal of of the fabric leftover and thought it might go well with the bling.

Starting with a 2 inch wide section of my yak leather, I covered it with my velvet and got this:

(yes, I didn't cut the leather straight.   It was an experiment and didn't do it right)

I chose what bling I wanted and put some screw posts though them:

The main problem I had was figuring out how to close the collar around the neck.  I looked up collars online and saw some that tied in the back with a bit of leather string.    That, of course, required grommets.   The problem lay in the fact I never worked with grommets before.   

But when has trying something new ever stopped me, huh.

So off to the hobby store and got 3/8" grommets and the tools to apply them and here is that result:

Annnnnnnnnnnd  the first two I put in backwards.   But at least it was a learning experience, right?   So I laid out and placed the gears where they needed to go, screwing them in from the back.   The main problem was I needed something bright for right in the middle.   Something colorful.  I thought "why not a rose?"

Found one online and thought it would be perfect!  Bright red, looks great and is cheap!

This will teach me to read the full ad when ordering. 

What I thought was 2 inches wide was 20 mm, or .75 inch.

But never fear, I got 5 of them in the order and made it work:

Molly was gracious enough to let me slip it around her neck to show it off when it was finally completed:  

Now during this small shoot, Molly got a bit uppity and had to be shown who was the boss around here:

If she behaves herself, I may let her out in a day or so.

Probably 2.

(Sorry, no vid on this one)