Tersely Pertinent

So it's been awhile since I have been left alone in the kitchen.   Decided to play around there a bit.

Haven't made an ice cream cake in a good deal of time, cuz my favorite person to make them for hasn't been in town to do it.

I found a new recipe for the cake part and made a 6 inch one (real 6 inches, I measured) and froze that. Then made a batch of my French vanilla ice cream. 

Next day, I churned the ice cream base and let it freeze for 30 minutes.   When that was done, got out my 7 inch preform pan from the ice chest, coated the bottom with ice cream (ice cream has chopped dark chocolate Oreos in btw) and dropped the cake in, then squeezed in more ice cream around the sides and the top.  Put it back in the freezer to chill for another 40 minutes.

The result:

Now usually I serve it like this, but I wanted to be a bit more fancy.  So I made a ganache to coat it in.  The first batch of ganache was bad, so made another set, which came out fine.  Coated the cake in it and this is the result: 

Took it over to the MIL's for family dinner.   Very yummy but the cake/ice cream ratio was off:

Have a few ideas on how to improve it.  Will let you know how that works.

Something to keep your attention when things get lonely:

And for those that want to spend a WHOLE bunch of attetntion:

Guess that serves me right for believing

how much fun

A Colonoscopy

would be

(gawd damn that sales brochure anyway)

I just want to Bang on Her Ass all Day

Two Texans  wander into the local saloon.   First one sets his Stetson on the bad and asks for a whisky.   Bartender asks the second guy what he wants, the guy simply nods.   The Bartender turns around and does the pouring and sets both glasses on the bar.   First Texan picks up his glass and turns around to lean his back on the bar.    Taking a sip of whiskey, he brags: "You know, I had me every woman in this town, except my mother and my sister."

His friend takes a sip of his own whiskey and replies: "Well, between you and me we got 'em all."

Over in the forums, someone was asking advice on Fuck Machines.   So I posted a reply showing what I had built.   Although it I thought I had blogged about my finished project with a video showing it in action.    But the vid was no where to be seen.

So I took a new one.   Yes the stand is really wobbly at the higher speeds, but I am working on that.   Still need a full field test to see how it goes:

Helmsman: "Captain!  Enemy ship is closing in and our shields are down to 30 percent!"

Captain: <Looking stern and thoughtful>  "We better have the ship jump into subspace."

Helmsman: "Aye Captain!"  <Presses button>

<nothing happens>

Helmsman: "Captain!  The subspace generator is broken!"

Captain: <arches one eyebrow> "Have we tried flogging it first?"

Seems there is a new Kinky Quiz out there.   While I tend to put little faith in such things, I decided to give it a shot just the same.   Probably the most interesting thing is it not only askes you about your likes and dislikes, but also what you are looking for in a mate.    It seemed understand what I am but what I am looking for is much more difficult to put into a few questions.

Just the same, if you should care to try it out:

My results:

You should never say:

"Daddy, I've been a BAD girl"

the proper saying is:

"Father, I have sinned"

What happens in the confessional

stays in the confessional