Tersely Pertinent

Nothing says

Christmas

Like 

Jean Rollin

Lesbian Vampire Movies

Doctor:  Instead of blaming others for your faults, perhaps you should look in the mirror and see what He says.

Patient:  Doctor, I'm a vampire 

I flopped down in my easy chair and turned on channel 2

A bad ol' switch called Salty Sam was a-chasin' poor submissive Sue

He dragged  her to the old st. andrew's cross and said with an evil laugh

"If you don't give me the deed to your crotch, I'll whip you all in half"

And then he grabbed her...

(And then?)

He tied her up..

(And then?)

He coiled up his whip....

(And then? And then?)

Ack-ack

And then along came Doms

Tall, thin Doms

Slow-walkin' Doms

Slow-floggn' Doms

Along came lonely, lanky Doms

Commercial came on, so I got up to get myself a snack

You should've seen what was going on by the time that I got back

Down in the old abandoned Dungeon, sweet Sue was a-havin' fits

That switch  said, "Give me the deed to your crotch or I'll crop both your to tits!"

And then he grabbed her hair...

(And then?)

He ripped her shirt off....

(And then?)

He cut her bra off...

(And then? And then?)

Ack-ack

And then along came Doms

Tall, thin Doms

Slow-walkin' Doms

Slow-floggn' Doms

Along came lonely, lanky Doms

I got so bugged, I turned it off and turned on another old rodeo

But there was the same old Stoppn-up and the same Pony Girl Show

Salty Sam was a-tyin'  Sweet Sue to an old spankn' bench

He said, "If you don't give me the deed to your crotch, I'm gonna paddle you, wench!" 

And then he grabbed her

(And then?)

He tied her to the bench...

(And then?)

He picked up his paddle...

(And then?)

He swung back his arm...

(And then? And then?)

Ack-ack

And then along came Doms

Tall, thin Doms

Slow-walkin' Doms

Slow-floggn' Doms

Along came lonely, lanky Doms

Along came lonely, lanky Doms

I pay for my crimes.

I don't feel so good.

It is probably my meds, but I am blaming it on 

my choices for yesterday

It was worth it

Here I come to Saaaaaaaaaaavvvve the Dayyyyyy!

Good Morning all!

A some of you all have reached out and wanted to see why I have not blogged in awhile.   One special Domme wanted to make sure I was ok.   To be honest, I lost my groove a bit.   But things have been evening out and I thought I would do a bit of writing here.

On one of the other BDSM websites, someone asked what the most important questions is within the lifestyle.   While the answers posted ranged from "well thought out" to "rather moronic", what I think is most important wasn't listed.

In my not so humble opinion, the really important question is:

Why?

Why are you driven to this?   Why are you seeking to be owned or be an owner?   Why did you cross the threshold?

And on and on and on.

Now when I have asked this question in people in the past, they move to quickly to answer.  They really haven't looked in the mirror and asked that question to themselves.    Or, they know and refuse to identify what it is.   Drag it out of that locked chest in their mind and bring it into the light.

Or they simply do not know.   

So take some time today and grab a cuppa, sit back and look at your "why".    You don't have to tell anyone.  Just know and try to understand it.

When

You want to beat someone's ass

when you are aggravated

But 

Know you should be engaging

in play when you are

aggravated 

Hey

Hey there all!

Sorry I haven't been around all that much, but been a tad buzy in real life.    Been dealing with a spider bite on the wife and getting cats taken care of.    Also been dealing with the fuck machine, though it is almost finished and will be posting about it soon.

I just wanted to make a quick note about something I saw on here:   Someone made a podcast about 50 Shades of Grey.

Now I think it is great that someone should be talking about BDSM in literature.   There are many great books on the subject and to get those books to the forefront is a wonderful idea!

The problem is:  The 50 Shades books are not the best idea to holding up and say "Read this if you want to understand how BDSM works"

50 Shades is a badly written, poorly edited, pile of tripe that started off as Twilight fanfic.   

The best thing it has going for it was it come out in a marginally good time with some good marketing.    That's it.    It gives a bad narrative to some kinky stuff, but largely it casts a bad reflection on the lifestyle and we, as a group, have to deal with the stupid ideas those crappy books represent.     

Now I have not listened to the podcast.  However, I encourage others to do so and then form your own opinion on the subject.