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This blog is a place for me to post things to get them out of my head.

My writings give a hint of the way I view the lifestyle, both good and bad.

My projects give my hands something to do, when my writing fails me.
9 months ago. Wednesday, April 9, 2025 at 6:59 PM

 

 

Some of you people are just a bit nosey.

 

I know you love my writing and do miss my stories I have written in the past. I miss it too, but haven't been inspired to write any fiction of late.    So since I have had a few inquires about my 30 question post, I'll answer the ones about Number 7.

 

The names have been changed to protect the not so innocent

 

A bit of background:  Back in the later 2000s, Alt.com was a fun place to be.   The chat rooms were much like Cage's chatrooms today, but there was a number of rooms that people frequented.    The most hopping one was "The MidWest Chat Room".   We would have 20 to 30 people in the room a night.   Everyone became very close.    So much so, we would meet up real time in St. Louis once a year for a get together.     Like 200 of us.    

 

So this one time, I went unpartnered (I had not met my wife yet), just to hang out and talk to people face to face.   While we didn't rent the whole hotel, we had a good chunk, including the main meeting area which we used as a scening area.    I'm watching the various things going on when I feel a tug on my sleeve.   

 

Turning around, there is this short, brown haired girl who says "Hi!  I'm ShimmeringEyes! Are you TopekaDom?"   We have never met before but chatted in the room and in IM.   So we laughed and talked and watched and she was fixated on the floggings.    Without turning away, she says "God, I need that!"

 

I took it as a cue and told her to strip, just to see if she would.    She looks at me, sets her water glass on the table (MO state laws does not allow alcohol and nudity in the same room) and undresses right there.    While she was doing that, I went and found a flogger to barrow.    Then I dragged her by the hair to unoccupied piece of furniture and proceeded to  flog the crap out of her.

 

After we were done,  she was all smiles and dreamy.    Someone gave us a blanket and we cuddled together against the wall.  After a bit, the people she came to the event with came by to check on her.   She got up and got dressed, then leaned down to give me a kiss.    I kissed and whispered:

 

"Room 312"

 

She just looked at me, then turned and left with her friends.     I got up and talked to a few people.   One of those was another woman who watched us the whole time.    This woman was someone who I never met face to face before but chatted her up in the room with the screen name of "Cheri".   Cheri thought the entire scene was hot and said how she wished she could have joined us, but didn't want to interrupt.

 

I laughed and told her she should have asked anyway.     By this time, another Dom comes up and asks her if she wants to do something, so I exited.     Going back to my room,  who do I find tapping at my door but ShimmeringEyes.     Opening the door, I tell her if she goes inside, she is going to get fucked.   She walked through the door before me.

 

(yeah, I'm not going into all that in detail)

 

Afterwards, we are done and cuddling with one another and I tell her about what Cheri said.    Shimmering gasps and looks me in the eye, saying how much fun that would have been.   I nodded and and got back into my traveling tool bag.    The cuffing her spread eagle to the bed took little time and I left the room.   

 

I found Cheri back in the main room.    She was unpartnered, so I pulled her aside and gave her my room key and what was in there.    As she turned to go, taking the key, I told her to wedge the door partially open since that was the only key.

 

I never saw either one of them face to face again.

 

 

9 months ago. Tuesday, April 8, 2025 at 7:52 AM

 

Just stop asking already!

 

I'm not going to say who the 5 are.

 

None of them would be interested 

for a verity of reasons.

 

Well, maybe one.   But she is half a world away.

 

Just stop asking.

9 months ago. Monday, April 7, 2025 at 8:51 AM

 

 

1: When did you lose your virginity? 

25.  She was 40

 

2: Rough sex or soft sex? 

I don't "make love", I FUCK

 

3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?

Back when I started, my foot fetish was unusual but not so more

I would guess my liking for noose play is the most unusual now

 

4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex? 

I assfucked a woman bent over a tombstone in a graveyard one time

Does that count?

 

5: Favorite sex position?

 

6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive? 

Are you just not paying attention to my screen name?

 

7: Have you ever had any one night stands? 

Did two in one night, but it was complicated 

 

8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?

I don't fuck in bed.  Beds are for sleeping.

 

9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?

Yes and no.

It was in a public hotel lobby but it was a closed lifestyle event

 

10: Have you ever been caught masturbating? 

Yes.

 

11: What does your favorite underwear look like? 

It looks like nothing.  I don't wear any.

 

12: How often do you have sex? 

Average now days is like 3 to 4 times a week

 

13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?

There are 5 women on this site I would bang something fierce 

There is one who is not on this site I would love to have a relationship with

 

14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?

Both

Sometimes on two different women at the same time

 

15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?

Having to stop mid act to go to the bathroom and not making it in time

 

16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex? 

All the Lord of the Rings soundtracks

 

17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow sex? 

What part of "I don't make love" is it you do not understand?

 

18: Are you into dressing up for sex? 

Closest I have come is putting on a lab coat and latex gloves for interrogation scenes 

 

19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower? 

Neither.   Too fat for the bath and too afraid of falling in the shower.

 

20: If you could have sex with any celebrity right now, who would it be? 

I would fuck the living shit out of Jennifer Aniston!!

 

21: Have you ever had a threesome?

Both FMF and MFM

 

22: Do you/would you use sex toys? 

BWHAHAHAHAHAHA

When have I ever NOT used toys?!

 

23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture? 

Have you not been paying attention to my blog?

 

24: Would you have sex with your best friend? 

No.  He is way to vanilla 

 

25: Is there anything you do after sex? 

Take a pee.   Get some food.

 

26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?

Barefoot women

Particularly in jeans 

 

27: Early morning sex or late night sex?

Anytime.

Breakfast fucking

2nd Breakfast fucking

Elevenises

Lunch fuckings

Midafternoon Tea fuckings

Dinner fuckings

Supper fuckings

Midnite fuckings

 

28: Favorite body part on the opposite sex? 

Did I forget to mention I have a strong foot fetish?

 

29: Favorite body part on the same sex? 

Chest

 

30: Do you watch porn? 

Yes.  Mostly amateur stuff

or

Cory Chase if I want pro stuff

 

Now that you made it through my list

I challenge you to post one of your own!

 

9 months ago. Wednesday, April 2, 2025 at 3:00 PM

 

 

I know, I know, I know....

 

It seems like I haven't been around here much.  Not Blogging or doing much in the forums (don't even get me started about the chat room), but I have been here, keeping an eye on things as it were.

 

I've just been doing real life shit. Cleaning and seeing to cats and things like that.    But I did want to take the time to thank those that have reached out to me to see if I was ok and wondering what the living fuck was going on.

 

Mainly is has been;

 

Cleaning my fucking Workroom

 

With all the projects I had been doing (including doing a small shelving unit for DVDS), I had a couple of inches of sawdust and paint stuff and tools all lying about.   Then the wife decided she is going to get a floor loom and stacked the hall with all kinds of shit she wanted stored down in the workroom. 

 

So that meant reorganizing the shelves there (what do you mean just tossing shit on a shelf and calling it good is not organization?) and then she bought 3 cases of wine that has be stored down there (yes it is her wine cellar too.   But that is ok, I made a cat pan room out of the original wine cellar so who would blame her) and that had to be all put away.   

 

But it also gave me some time to do man stuff:  I got to screw all my charging basses to the wall.   That cleared up a good deal of room.    Got rid of an old hardwire network switch that the original house owners put in but we didn't ever use.  Clipping those wires was fun.

 

Still not finished but am now worn my ass out.    You know that feeling being the guy in a FMF threesum with two straight girls?   Very satisfied but, goddamn that was a lot of work

10 months ago. Saturday, March 15, 2025 at 9:36 PM

 

 

You know, I enjoy the Cage.     I love talking to the various people here and getting insights on how they feel about things and how they see things.    I just wish people treated me the same way.

 

I try to keep things light hearted and be be respectful on how they work within the lifestyle.   

 

But for fuck's sake, don't get all pissy about how I feel about Brats.      I have stated my viewpoint again, and again, and again, and again.    I've had a bit over 25 years watching the brat evolution and, frankly I am unimpressed.   

 

Now if that is what you want to do, fine.   Be yourself.   But don't do it around me and expect me to keep my mouth shut.    

 

One of the reason's I quit going to the chat room here is because there were those that thought it was cute to be "bratty" to me there and when I slammed them down, they got all pissy.   It isn't worth going back.

 

Don't make me do the same things on the forums.    

10 months ago. Friday, March 14, 2025 at 7:11 AM

 

 

in your Bed?

 

I am just taking an informal poll, as I had an interesting discussion with some vanilla friends.  We were talking about sex and they wanted to know about the more kinky things we do.    Now kinky to these guys is like cowgirl fucking.    

 

So when describing various antics, they were asking how you did that in bed.    This, of course, led me to a realization:  I could not remember the last time I had fucked in bed.    

 

So I was wondering if this happened to others in the lifestyle.    Is your bed just for sleeping or do you have sex in it?

 

Discuss:

10 months ago. Tuesday, March 11, 2025 at 9:19 PM

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

<blink blink>

 

 

it seems I have forgotten what it was I was going to say

 

but believe me it was Vastly Important

 

 

VASTLY!!

 

and I will tell you all, as soon as I can remember it.

 

I think.

 

 

Wait!   

 

I remember now!

 

Nope. 

 

That wasn't it.

 

Never mind.

 

fuck.   I hate it when that happens.

 

Goddamnit

 

mutherfucker  

 

 

 

10 months ago. Monday, March 10, 2025 at 9:12 PM

 

 

So there you are, s types:

 

You are about to unbuckle his belt and 

get his schlong out to suck it dry

 

So my question to you is:

 

Do you prefer

Zippers

or

Button flys?

 

 

10 months ago. Sunday, March 9, 2025 at 8:14 PM

 

 

 

 

 

If you are sending Dick Pics, other than this:

 

 

Then you aren't doing things right.

 

Just stop.

 

No really,

Stop

 

No one wants to see that shit.

 

(if you send the above to someone and they get it without googling, then you have found a keeper)

 

Class Dismissed

10 months ago. Thursday, March 6, 2025 at 9:46 PM

 

 

Look guys (and I use the term loosely) , 

Just stop already with the crap of telling subs they must call you "Sir".

 

That shit never works and just makes you look more like a dumbass than you already do (and frankly you don't need anymore help with that).    The experienced subs are going to tell you to fuck off and the inexperienced ones are going to find out they don't have to.     

 

So just keep that crap to yourself and trying earning it, moron.    It isn't hard really.  Course you have to be honest and know what the living fuck you are talking about, so it may be harder than you like.

 

Overall, quit being a shitfuck and do something else.

 

Glad we had this discussion.   

 

Dismissed