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Hey there all!

Sorry I haven't been around all that much, but been a tad buzy in real life.    Been dealing with a spider bite on the wife and getting cats taken care of.    Also been dealing with the fuck machine, though it is almost finished and will be posting about it soon.

I just wanted to make a quick note about something I saw on here:   Someone made a podcast about 50 Shades of Grey.

Now I think it is great that someone should be talking about BDSM in literature.   There are many great books on the subject and to get those books to the forefront is a wonderful idea!

The problem is:  The 50 Shades books are not the best idea to holding up and say "Read this if you want to understand how BDSM works"

50 Shades is a badly written, poorly edited, pile of tripe that started off as Twilight fanfic.   

The best thing it has going for it was it come out in a marginally good time with some good marketing.    That's it.    It gives a bad narrative to some kinky stuff, but largely it casts a bad reflection on the lifestyle and we, as a group, have to deal with the stupid ideas those crappy books represent.     

Now I have not listened to the podcast.  However, I encourage others to do so and then form your own opinion on the subject.       

For breakfast 

No, not that kind of help...

As regular readers of this blog have seen, I am currently working on my own fuck machine.   While is it cumming along very well, I have been showing it off and came across a problem

The design is fine, it is what to put on the end of the rod to place inside someone.   I bought a dildo but it seems to be a big large:

What you are looking at is 7 inches long and I think a bit over 2 inches in girth.   All the women I have shown it to says it is too large.  One even said it hurt her cervix just looking at it.

So what do you think?

Something smaller?

If so, what size do you think?

With balls or no balls?

Please post you reply below!

Thanks!

So this came in the mail today:

I have been wanting a Fuck Machine for awhile, but didn't want drop the kind of cash everyone was asking for one.

However, looking in a toy building forum on Fet,  a guy showed this linear actuator that made work for a Fuck Machine.

After playing around with it for awhile,  I started on an Oak box to house it.

I'll post the final results later 

For sometime now, I've been interested in getting my own Fuck Machine.    

The main deal is I don't want to drop that kind of cash all at once.   I'm fairly good at building things and have given a good deal of thought on how to make one of my own.   Recently, I found a post on a Fet forum about making your own toys saying some one has taken a Linear Actuator and made a fuck machine out of it.

So after doing some research, I found a Linear Actuator with all the bells and whistles I like.   Various accouterments for attaching dildos (though I may see if I can find a way to attach a vibrator) remotes and what not.   

My main concern is thrust length.  

The unit only has a 3 inch thrust length.    Other models have adjustments for up to 6 inch, but they don't come with the bells and whistles. 

So you do you all think 3 inchs is enough?

Have you used a fuck machine, if so, what is it's thrust length?

I'm not really looking for recommendations on full built machines, just what people think is a good thrust length.

Please post your ideas below!

Thanks! 

Well, I did it.

With all the breuhaha over my avatar, I decided to buy one off of Amazon.   So here he is: 

I'm naming him Corny

He seems to be a little show-off but at least he's making some new friends here at the house 

(Molly, you already know.  The big green guy is named Bob) 

So everyone give Corny a warm welcome!

Well, the results are in:

Keeping the Unicorn!

Actually, the scores were overwhelmingly in favor of the Unicorn.   Dom/mes and s types of all genders seem to like it for some odd reason.   Some think it fits my given personality, others just think of it as silly.    My main concern is how to explain to someone clicking on my Seeking ad that I am a Serious Sadist when I have a cutesy, fuzzy, multi colored stuffed unicorn as my avatar.     But that is a bridge I'll burn later.

The next funny thing is my view counts on this blog.   The post about the start of the poll got over 600.  The next day got over 500, and today is over 200 at the start of this post.   

Thanks for all the popularity!

The hard working people here at Cage have implemented a recent addition to the "Seeking Feature".   

For those of you reading and have not taken advantage to this part of your Cage profile, here is small recap:

At the top of your profile is a field where you can write a small paragraph  about what kind of person you are seeking here on the website.   There are a few rules, so you should make sure you read up on them before you hit save and activate the Seeking feature.

With the new update, that field will appear as an overlay over your Avatar and then in a list of people when they click on "Seeking" tab.   I think it is a pretty cool update!   Well Done Cage!

Now while I can't seem to make my own Seeking ad appear on the list, I am rethinking about my current Avatar.    Should I change it to something else or keep it to the Unicorn for now?

So I want to hear from you all, so I will set up a Poll:

1: Keep the Unicorn

2:Reuse one of my old Avatars (My Bondage hood with the beard, or some such)

3: Something new

So post a comment here or send me an email and I will tally and make a blog post about the winner!

While I am not much for nationalism:

(turns out it was not what I thought it was)