Tersely Pertinent

So there you are, s types:

You are about to unbuckle his belt and 

get his schlong out to suck it dry

So my question to you is:

Do you prefer

Zippers

or

Button flys?

If you are sending Dick Pics, other than this:

Then you aren't doing things right.

Just stop.

No really,

Stop

No one wants to see that shit.

(if you send the above to someone and they get it without googling, then you have found a keeper)

Class Dismissed

Look guys (and I use the term loosely) , 

Just stop already with the crap of telling subs they must call you "Sir".

That shit never works and just makes you look more like a dumbass than you already do (and frankly you don't need anymore help with that).    The experienced subs are going to tell you to fuck off and the inexperienced ones are going to find out they don't have to.     

So just keep that crap to yourself and trying earning it, moron.    It isn't hard really.  Course you have to be honest and know what the living fuck you are talking about, so it may be harder than you like.

Overall, quit being a shitfuck and do something else.

Glad we had this discussion.   

Dismissed 

Nothing to see here.

Someone else posted a blog with a nifty new font and I wanted to see if it was for everyone or just them

So I got me a new little bitch in my life!

Everyone, Meet Molly:

Cute lil cunt, isn't she?

(gives great head as you can see)

Been needing someone to help me model this new project I have been working on.  Since I created my Steampunk flogger, I had some leftover bling and thought it might look nice on a collar.   I also had a great deal of of the fabric leftover and thought it might go well with the bling.

Starting with a 2 inch wide section of my yak leather, I covered it with my velvet and got this:

(yes, I didn't cut the leather straight.   It was an experiment and didn't do it right)

I chose what bling I wanted and put some screw posts though them:

The main problem I had was figuring out how to close the collar around the neck.  I looked up collars online and saw some that tied in the back with a bit of leather string.    That, of course, required grommets.   The problem lay in the fact I never worked with grommets before.   

But when has trying something new ever stopped me, huh.

So off to the hobby store and got 3/8" grommets and the tools to apply them and here is that result:

Annnnnnnnnnnd  the first two I put in backwards.   But at least it was a learning experience, right?   So I laid out and placed the gears where they needed to go, screwing them in from the back.   The main problem was I needed something bright for right in the middle.   Something colorful.  I thought "why not a rose?"

Found one online and thought it would be perfect!  Bright red, looks great and is cheap!

This will teach me to read the full ad when ordering. 

What I thought was 2 inches wide was 20 mm, or .75 inch.

But never fear, I got 5 of them in the order and made it work:

Molly was gracious enough to let me slip it around her neck to show it off when it was finally completed:  

Now during this small shoot, Molly got a bit uppity and had to be shown who was the boss around here:

If she behaves herself, I may let her out in a day or so.

Probably 2.

(Sorry, no vid on this one)

With things still cold outside, I decided to go downstairs and do a bit of cleaning in the work room.   All my projects have been finished up (I just completed one which you will see later) and it was time to put the tools back where they belonged.    Course this means finding some new homes for things and moving other things to around.   While doing that, I came across this:

That is my Mr. Penis mold.   Bought it years and years ago and, quite frankly, forgot where it was.   Like most men my age, I knew I had my Penis, but was unsure where it was.    But now it is time to have some fun with it!    Its made of silicone and is very pliable.     Although it isn't all that big:

But it still stands tall after all this time in storage:

Of course it is hollow:

In the past, I have used a multitude of  materials in it.   Soap, water, even chocolate.     Here is a soap dick I must have made and forgotten about.    Probably should melt it down and try again.    I think the soap is old though:

I don't remember when I made this one, or the reason why I made it.    Usually in the past, I have made different colored ones using food dye.     The soap is safe for vaginal and anal cleaning  though.     Used to make presents of them to subs in a group I used to hang out with in St. Louis.    The chocolate ones were a hit too!

Currently, I have it filled with water (ice play anyone?) and outside on my deck.   The temp is 17 with a high of 21.   Will check on it tomorrow and see how it sets up.

-1 degree is way too fucking  cold to be out there snowblowing my driveway!

Thank goodness I have such hairy nutz to keep them from freezing solid! 

Since it seems to be a trend to complain about:

Really Bad Subs!

I mean, I understand where people are coming from.   I hate it when I get a bad sub.  The bread is tough and the meat is sliced too thin, or they forget to put oil and vinegar on it.   Or worse: they use white vinegar instead of apple or red wine.

And don't get me started on vegetables!  Banana peppers?!?!   Who the fuck puts banana peppers on a sub?    And for fucks sake, call it a sub already!  Don't give me this "po're boy" shit.     What the fuck is wrong with you. 

While waiting on parts for the latest project (yeah I know I said I was going to cut back, but I either changed my mind, or I am a lying bastard.   You pick which one),  I needed something to do.   So I put some thought in my philosophy of the Lifestyle.

What it really needed was a title.   Something not only to refer it to, but something that represents a simple view of what it stands for.       In the end I came up with:

The Art of Surrender

To me, this represents the core of the lifestyle.    The focus, as it were.    Now this is going to upset a great deal of Dominants, but it is the simple truth: the submissive is the most important part of a given D/s relationship.

The submissive is the art project the Dom/me molds.     It is up to us to put the clay on our wheel to spin it about.   We have to learn to focus on where we need to put our hands to bring about the beauty  the clay can become.    It isn't about us.  It isn't about getting acclaim for being showy.  It isn't about how we mold.

It is about what we mold.