Darlings! I am shocked and amazed, truly you have to believe me! I thought for certain I was unflappable these days!
And yet…..
Well buckle in darlings, we’re going on a journey together now.
I finished my morning routine and stopped at the gas station for a coffee, which was a waste of time as I didn’t even manage to get to the machine. I was wearing a pair of joggers and a Poison crop top with a cardigan and scarf and hat because it’s misty and cold in the mornings now. This comes back.
This was before I’d had coffee, tea, anything caffeinated at all! I hadn’t bother with a bra? How dare I!
That seems to be what this couple seems to have been thinking. 7:45 in the morning and Ward and June had the “I’m heading to church” look in this area. Suit and tie on him, dress and heels for her. Hair styled, they even had hats! Which I can respect, truly.
This attitude they had, killed that.
They attempted to shame me, in that sheltered way that assumed I give two fucks or shared an iota of their beliefs.
I laughed when Ward wannabe asked me if I had any self respect. Faux June tried to tell me I’d never find a respectable husband, which cracked me up further.
I pulled off my hat and scarf, un styled my hair is wild and without the scarf pulled up my lip ring was visible. Cue the pearl clutching!
“I’ll let my husband know when I get home, he’ll be glad he won’t be replaced with anyone so dull!”
I left shortly after, before they could reattach their jaws.
I’m flattered they thought I was a student, I haven’t looked that young in a long time!