Absolutely let's talk about Walmart
Warning I'm coming in hot.
Why on God's green earth, does everybody go to Walmart on Monday night. And that's not what irks me about Walmart at all.
I should preface this, when I go shopping I know what I'm getting I'm not browsing I'm not milling around looking for specials I'm going for three things and getting my three things and getting the hell out.
But through the wisdom of Sam Walton in the Walmart corporation. It changed the entire, fucking store around.
I used to know where everything was, I could run in there down that Isle this aisle that I'll check out gone.
But noooooo!!
They decided to move every aisle to the most elusive secluded, and dangerous area of the store. I understand how that whole concept works. Like grocery stores they'll move an aisle just to drag you around some more maybe you'll see something else and you'll buy it.
But Sam Walton and the Walmart corporation has taken this one step further.
They've moved every goddamn aisle as if they sat there with a checkerboard and said let's see how difficult we can make it for people to find frozen peas.
I'd like to meet the brain surgeon that came up with this system of realigning the store with the astrology map.
Now that can be resolved walk around look for things you find out where you're going Great no problem right?
Here's the problem Sam Walton, you prick.
You should have told your employees where you move this shit to. They don't even fucking know where anything is.
There was a guy stacking cans of green beans and the ice cream fucking freezer.
This is what's wrong with this country today.
Teach your employees properly,then maybe they can help their customers.
And don't get ready to jump on me and say wow maybe they just don't care no. I asked a couple people tonight.
I literally asked an employee, did they give you a map or something so you could just easily go well yeah that's aisle 17 ? Three employees in this Walmart literally told me no they moved everything when we weren't even here and we have no idea where anything is either. But then they have those little tablet thingies they can look things up for you. And when they work that's a miracle.
I'm not hating on Walmart I'm really not. I like Walmart. It's just frustrating as hell you know,?
listen I ran a warehouse when I was a young man. I knew where every goddamn thing was in that building everything and I'm talking 30,000 router bits and parts like that for cutting wood I knew where everything was and how many were in the building at any given time. I think we've lost that concept.
And I'm not bitter either. Trust me I'm the most positive outgoing happy person in the world. I really am nothing ever bothers me but tonight in Walmart was just a pinnacle of ""WHAT THE FUCKNESS"
But I digress, it's actually pretty funny I got everything I needed. And I really wasn't there as long as I thought I was. just blown off some steam that's all.
I'm going to the DMV on Thursday.
If you really don't like foul language I wouldn't read my my blog about the DMV. Cuz I have it predetermined in my mind that I'm getting fucked over. But only time will tell.
One never knows, not one