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Random thoughts from the depths of my abyss
8 months ago. August 16, 2024 at 1:26 PM

"Florida Woman Stops Alligator Attack Using a small .22 caliber Ruger Pistol."

Another good reason to have a concealed weapons permit.


This is a story of self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a small pistol against a fierce predator.


Here's her story in her own words: "While walking along the edge of a pond just outside my house in the Villages discussing a property settlement with my soon-to-be ex-husband, and other divorce issues, we were surprised by a huge 12-ft alligator which suddenly emerged from the murky water.
It began charging us with its large jaws wide open. She must have been protecting her nest because she was extremely aggressive.
"If I had not had my little Ruger 22 caliber pistol with me, I would not be here today! Just one shot to my estranged husband's knee cap was all it took.The gator got him easily, and I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace. The amount I saved in lawyer's fees was really incredible and his life insurance was also a big help!

I came back a couple weeks ago to masking tape on my carpet. I was like, "what in the trailer park repair is this?!"

Apparently, there is a split in the carpet, so my FB "fixed it."  We've already put in to have the carpet removed.

So, when my FB was fixing a cord in my office, I mentioned the ugliness.... this was her solution ?‍♀️?

So.... me and mini me were shopping the other day and she held up this package of veggies. She then asked, "Ma, what's this?"

 

I smirked at her and replied, "that is the lonely women special!" 

 

Well, didn't the two guys standing near us bust out laughing.... whoops!

 

If a bra is referred to as an "over the shoulder boulder holder," what are men's underwear called? 

Shaft sling for your dingaling? 

Dong thong? 

Talliwhacker tackle box?

Junk drawer?

Under the butt nutt hut?




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