I came back a couple weeks ago to masking tape on my carpet. I was like, "what in the trailer park repair is this?!"
Apparently, there is a split in the carpet, so my FB "fixed it." We've already put in to have the carpet removed.
So, when my FB was fixing a cord in my office, I mentioned the ugliness.... this was her solution 🤦♀️😂
So.... me and mini me were shopping the other day and she held up this package of veggies. She then asked, "Ma, what's this?"
I smirked at her and replied, "that is the lonely women special!"
Well, didn't the two guys standing near us bust out laughing.... whoops!
If a bra is referred to as an "over the shoulder boulder holder," what are men's underwear called?
Shaft sling for your dingaling?
Dong thong?
Talliwhacker tackle box?
Junk drawer?
Under the butt nutt hut?
